EbolAIDS Outbreak Begins

The Gulf Region USA- Somewhere in Africa or maybe Asia- (SMNNN)

Officials at B.L.U.F.F. microorganism/viral weaponry division, and the at least one capable person at The Foundation For A Better Tomorrow, have declared the the dreaded homogay-induced virus Bad AIDS has mutated, and become the gay upon the proven masturbatory Ebola virus, producing the super hybrid EbolAIDS, the first confirmed disease to be gay, masturbatory, and fatal, which could become airborne, and ultimately kill every human on Earth or even worse.

The Bad AIDS shown at 3X magnification

Bad AIDS, long known to be created by GOD to breed out the homogays, has made a resurgence in these recent times of ridiculous levels of masturbation. Masturbation was discovered to be a lead cause of gay, as it is self-gay.

Says Branch Lonvidian Prophet and Grand Exalted Deacon of Anti-masturbation Tom ” His Holiness” Downey, a fine, virile specimen of male perfection: ” You are a man, and you enjoy rubbing a male penis until it ejaculates. If that’s not homogay I don’t know what is! ”

Ebola at 1,550,000X magnification

Research conducted with Sister Doctor Catherine Ruffle and Triple Doctor James Lamb, at the U.K./U.S.A. B.L.U.F.F Auxiliary station show samples flown at needlessly high expense from Ebola hot spots of the U.S.A and Darkest Africa, or some part of that general area, where Ebola also runs rampant, confirm all of these things and more, in a very, very difficult to understand 1266 page, mostly hand-written report. ” It might go airborne, if them wankers start shaming themselves in public, which they certainly will. We’ll be on the roof. Good day. ” Said 3XDr Lamb.

I quote myself in predicting this would happen: ” This is going to happen.” I said.