(StopMasturbationNOW)—One of this year’s hottest topics has been the dreaded Tzatziki Virus. Pronounced “Zeekah” the virus has received extra attention due to the Olympics being held in the largest Mexican territory of Brazil this year.
A breakthrough has occurred as Faith Scientists discovered this week the origins of the virus. According to faith scientist Norah McCabe who works for the Childs institute “when we looked at blood cells the normal cell has RNA genome genes that encode seven nonstructural proteins and three structural proteins, during masturbation you lose a structural protein. If a mosquito feeds off of you during that time the Tzatziki virus is born and can be transmitted to other people the mosquito feeds off of.”
The CDC has issued an alert for travel to areas where Tzatziki virus is spreading. People are warned to avoid masturbators and people that have possibly been infected of have masturbators in the home should remain quarantined.
In most cases, there are no symptoms. In a few cases, Tzatziki can trigger paralysis (Guillain-Barré Syndrome). In pregnant women, it may cause subsequent birth defects.
When present, symptoms are mild and last less than a week. They include fever, rash, joint pain, and red eyes.
There’s no vaccine or specific treatment. Instead the focus is on relieving symptoms and includes rest, rehydration, and acetaminophen for fever and pain. Aspirin and non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs) like ibuprofen should be avoided.