Girl Killed by Meteor Strike While Masturbating

16-year-old giri vaporized by Chelyabinsk meteorite strike, new information shows

The Chelyabinsk meteor injured many people.

Chelyabinsk, Russian Communist C.C.C.P (SMNN)

Thanks to a huge out-pouring of public information, B.L.U.F.F and The Foundation For A Better Tomorrow’s informational staff have found evidence that a 16-year-old female was killed by a meteorite impact, while masturbating outside, during the Chelyabinsk Meteor Incident in February of 2013.

Magda Leshniac had been forbidden from masturbating within her home by her father Gregorz, who is a devout Ukrainian Orthodox Lonnistian, and was banished from her home, and sent to live outside.

Said Mr. Leshniac, ” No. I don’t let that sort of thing happen in my house! It is against the teachings of Lonnie Childs! Outside! She want to behave like animal in heat, then she go outside, like animal! ”

Magda Leshniac, masturbator, and metor strike victim. Picture taken in June of 2012.
Magda Leshniac, masturbator, and meteor strike victim.
Picture taken in June of 2012.

Magda was apparently masturbating when an estimated 700 lbs fragment of the Chelyabinsk meteor, composed primarily of iron, collided with her at speed of over 10,000 mph, incinerating her on the spot. She is thought to have been killed instantly.

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40 Comments on Girl Killed by Meteor Strike While Masturbating

    • At least she reached orgasm before? Is better to know if her last moments was in happiness.

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    • Lonnie Childs: you ARE an animal you big ugly fat faced fucker. Amoeba have more intelligence than you do. And I've encountered house bricks with a more pleasant disposition than you

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    • And what deaths do most masturbators befall?

      P.S. it was kind of weird rubbing one out to this, worth it though.

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      • When a person masturbates, their brain releases a chemical called dopamine, a feel good chemical, many other activities help release these chemical, herion, video games, eating good foods, just about any thing may release this chemical

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      • Heroin is pretty awesome, I once saw Jesus while on heroin the only bad thing is that I was having sex with a girl so it was kind of awkward,he just stood there staring....

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  1. This article can't be true. Meteors do not eexist . God created the earth and heavens. He did not create this make believe rock. This is another falsehood fabrication of ScLIEnce.

    Do not be dragged into false beliefs. Science is the creation of sinners to only give justification for thier atrocities.

    Be with God, may Jesus heal your broken mind.

    Peace be with you, my son.

    Amen.

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    • Ephesians 6:11 ESV / 8 helpful votes

      Put on the whole armor of God, that you may be able to stand against the schemes of the devil.

      John 4:1 

      Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, for many false prophets have gone out into the world.

      Science is a creation of the devil and will try to tempt you away from the truth! All truths are contained within the holy scriptures and not this "science" where Satan and his agents try to steal your soul.

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      • My brother, Ephesians. Your knowledge in our Lord's words is, admirable. You Speak the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so God has helped you.

        Satan and his minions will not stop at stealing your soul.

        Masturbatory actions also slowly chips away at your souls purity shell until all that is left is a sinner, devil, trapped in a soulless cage. And once your soul has been raped to nothingness. All is lost.

        Amen.

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        • I don't respect anyone who advocates to stop masturbation. Especially you, Rev. Richard (Dick) Tuggins lol. Also I masturbate everyday.

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    • Meteors don't exist...... Okay; does Iron, Nickel, Silica, Stone, and other types of minerals exist? I pretty sure they do. Now let's place this into a 'Hypothesis' sense your 'reality' is based on a book that does better as a placement for a shorter table leg rather than it's initial purpose; there is spatial debris outside the Earth's atmosphere that has been studied, excavated, and documented has been even visual seen, a plethora of times. And sometimes, in rare instances, these fragments of 'debris' which is entitled as Meteorites or Meteoroids, actually get captured by Earth's gravitational pull (And please don't state that Gravity is something that's Bible regulated.) and descends into the earth's atmosphere and hurdles itself violently towards the Earth's surface. Won't to argue with me on that, okay; You pay TAXES TO NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration, yeah those guys) and they give more to the community rather than this Anti-Masturbation Cult based website.

      #ThinkPlease

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      • After all of that, you still failed to explain what a Meteor is. If you want to believe your false scLIEnce facts. That's on you. I will continue following what, GOD, has put forth before us.

        Peace be with me, and also with me.

        Praying in you.

        Amen.

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        • This is why we need schools in ALL areas of the world; not to mention the eye doctors for this man didn't read.

          #TL;DR

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        • If I may interject, rather than aggressively answer and disprect people's beliefs, I think a proper explaination of what a metoer actually is would be more appropriate, thats just my opinion.

          I respect Mr. Tuggin's faith, and hold no malice, but as a faithful believer in both god and science, our world and what is beyond leads me to believe that science is also of God's will.

          But as to an explaination for a what a metoer is my good sir, it is a body of matter that travels from space, to the earths atmosphere. It becomes incandescent as a result of friction, thus appearing as a streak of light.

          Meteors can be made up of anything we find on the very world we call home. Nickel, Iron, even bodies of ice. If God made this planet, who is to say God didn't give us science so we, as humans and faithful believers of his name, could learn more about what is around us, not just what is preached to us in the Holy Bible?

          I respect your decision to disagree, but I believe in science because I believe in God. He has opened my eyes to seek adventure, and love the place I call home. I will live my life as he would have wanted me to. Happy, carefree, and forever discovering and learning what our wonderful home has to give to us.

          Amen.

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    • Amen to that Rev. Richard Tuggins, we must stop believing this kind of things, same with those theories saying that there are other planets as well when we know that the earth is the center of the Universe.

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  2. Brother Richard Tuggins, sLIEnce was not used to come to the obvious conclusion that this was falling piece of space-iron. Instead, Faithscience was used to verify this act was indeed, God's Will.

    Praise.

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    • If God created this megalithic rock only to smite the heathen genital abuser. Then yes it was God's divine will. If that is what it was, proven via Faith Fact, it wasnt in the article. And this needs to be revised. As, this massive boulder is clearly not capable of manifesting itself alone.

      Here are the end of days. This is an example of God's divine way of purging Sinners from this plain of existence. It has been written in the Lord's book, describing many ways God deals with heathens.

      Praise to you, my son.

      Amen

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  3. She got what she deserved. No lesser gendered should behave like a wanton harlot.

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  4. FACT: The Chelyabinsk meteor exploded 18.4 miles above the city; nothing bigger than a golf ball reached the ground.

    FACT: No one died from that meteor, nor was anyone seriously injured. The ~ 1500 injuries were all from secondary effects, mostly from broken glass shattered by the shock wave.

    FACT: The photo is of Yana Mikhailova, of Kursk Russia. The photo was taken from Wikimedia Commons, where it was posted in 2011. The author stole it from http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Russian_girl_Yana_Mikhailova,_Russia,_Kursk.jpg

    FACT: The so-called "Communist C.C.C.P" (Сою́з Сове́тских Социалисти́ческих Респу́блик, or USSR: Union of Soviet Socialist Republics in English) that the article claims Chelyabinsk is a part of, was officially dissolved on 25 December, 1991. The city has been a part of the Russian Federation since then.

    FACT: There is no place at all, where masturbation is even MENTIONED – let alone condemned – anywhere in the Bible. Genesis 38:8-10 refers to “coitus interruptus”, NOT masturbation.

    FACT: It is articles like this that are convincing the entire world that the whole lot of you are in SERIOUS need of a mental health intervention, because your detachment from reality, psychoses, and delusions present a serious danger to yourselves and to everyone around you.

    If you refuse to seek the help of a mental healthcare professional, I urge you to perform the Japanese Seppuku ritual immediately!

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    • Fact: Heathen cowards hide behind falsehoods and deceit.

      Fact: Meteors don't exist. Just physical manifestations of the Lord's will.

      Fact: Masturbation dissolves the mind, which leads to the belief in your false information.

      Fact: Prophet Lonnie words can heal your soiled mind.

      Take heed, my son. Don't give into temptation.

      Praise the Lord,

      Amen

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      • The help in which you need is far beyond the boundaries of this life time; however I shall ask you one thing; If there is a BC and an AD, what is between? And if there is nothing between them, wouldn't that falsify the existence of Jesus Christ? And why is it that every Scholar states that no timeline is in the middle of BC and AD... Because the significance of that time should have a entitlement right? I mean that's when Jesus lived, why not call it C.D. (Christ Days), or JA (Jesus Alive)? The reason we use time is to pace ourselves to be sufficient enough to act in a uniform principle, and to record the different instances of events within this consensus reality; so why is it, that this surplus of christians, can't seem to state the amount of years Jesus lived, and if so, why is there no entitlement towards that time. Because put it this way, if he was so important, why is it that BC, Before Christ (BEFORE HIS EXISTENCE) and AD, After Death, (AFTER HE HAD DIED, SUPPOSEDLY) Are more important than the TIMES HE WAS ACTUALLY LIVING?!?!

        #ThinkPlease

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    • mate that's why we say americans are factually dumb.
      the one principle that is preached on this website is sarcasm.
      look at their pictures. they're reddit wizards. they don't need your scientific evidence. they're the true God. anything this guys say is the uttermost absolute truth. get that?

      PRAISE THE LORD

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  5. I'm masruebating while reading this. Girl, masturbating and meteors? How hotter can this thing get.

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  6. If she were struck by one what evidence or witness could have survived to tell of her actions just before impact.
    I too can attach a picture and say "am African warrior's daughter was killed by a spear that came alive and spiked her who's she was masturbating."
    What ever arguments can be used against my claim also apply to this story.
    As Christians we should trust God's word is sufficient and not have to fabricate claims to try prove the bible's validity. That is more damaging and providing harsh judgement as false teachers.

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  7. So much lol. It is concerning at the large number of rather people who post who just don't get it. There really is no hope for the human race....

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  8. God Hates You. It exploded mid are far from the town/city there was a shock wave. If someone was killed in mid air rubbing away at there cunt, then god is real. Also this website give viruses, like the FBI one you get when looking at porn to fap to. DEATH TO ALL!!!

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  9. Brethren please help me, im addicted to masturbating. It just feels so good when i tease, play with, and abuse my genitals. Im mastubating as we speak please help!!

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    • Don't stop until you finish, unless there's an emergency or you need to be somewhere. If you're afraid of making a mess, use some tissues or a towel nearby. If you haven't tried it yet, anal play can be exciting and fun, but make sure you're clean beforehand.
      As for addition, try to limit to once or twice a day.
      Have fun~

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  10. Can I just point out that by pressing on that image there and selecting "search image from Google" you find out that the girl pictured is actually a Russian girl named Yana Mikhailkova?

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Russian_girl_Yana_Mikhailova,_Russia,_Kursk.jpg

    Just... Take things on the internet with a grain of salt, okay?

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  11. Do you see now my childs? Masturbation is indeed a sin, and God will punish those who commit this horrible act. However, God can also be mercyful and forgive these peoples sins, as long as they never again will do such things. And it is our job, as Gods humble servants, to forgive our fellow sinners and guide them towards the light. Unfortunately there will be those who will resist, and these men we must vanquish.

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