Chelyabinsk, Russian Communist C.C.C.P (SMNN)
Thanks to a huge out-pouring of public information, B.L.U.F.F and The Foundation For A Better Tomorrow’s informational staff have found evidence that a 16-year-old female was killed by a meteorite impact, while masturbating outside, during the Chelyabinsk Meteor Incident in February of 2013.
Magda Leshniac had been forbidden from masturbating within her home by her father Gregorz, who is a devout Ukrainian Orthodox Lonnistian, and was banished from her home, and sent to live outside.
Said Mr. Leshniac, ” No. I don’t let that sort of thing happen in my house! It is against the teachings of Lonnie Childs! Outside! She want to behave like animal in heat, then she go outside, like animal! ”
Magda Leshniac, masturbator, and meteor strike victim.
Picture taken in June of 2012.
Magda was apparently masturbating when an estimated 700 lbs fragment of the Chelyabinsk meteor, composed primarily of iron, collided with her at speed of over 10,000 mph, incinerating her on the spot. She is thought to have been killed instantly.
When you live like an animal, you die like an animal. Praying at that family now.
At least she reached orgasm before? Is better to know if her last moments was in happiness.
Lonnie Childs: you ARE an animal you big ugly fat faced fucker. Amoeba have more intelligence than you do. And I’ve encountered house bricks with a more pleasant disposition than you
At least she suffered a far less painful death than the one that befalls most masturbators.
Praise.
And what deaths do most masturbators befall?
P.S. it was kind of weird rubbing one out to this, worth it though.
This is exactly why masturbation is deadly.
I masturbate. Its normal and relaxing
Mainlining heroin is pretty relaxing too. Do you advocate that as well?
When a person masturbates, their brain releases a chemical called dopamine, a feel good chemical, many other activities help release these chemical, herion, video games, eating good foods, just about any thing may release this chemical
Heroin is pretty awesome, I once saw Jesus while on heroin the only bad thing is that I was having sex with a girl so it was kind of awkward,he just stood there staring….
This article can’t be true. Meteors do not eexist . God created the earth and heavens. He did not create this make believe rock. This is another falsehood fabrication of ScLIEnce.
Do not be dragged into false beliefs. Science is the creation of sinners to only give justification for thier atrocities.
Be with God, may Jesus heal your broken mind.
Peace be with you, my son.
Amen.
Ephesians 6:11 ESV / 8 helpful votes
Put on the whole armor of God, that you may be able to stand against the schemes of the devil.
John 4:1
Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, for many false prophets have gone out into the world.
Science is a creation of the devil and will try to tempt you away from the truth! All truths are contained within the holy scriptures and not this “science” where Satan and his agents try to steal your soul.
My brother, Ephesians. Your knowledge in our Lord’s words is, admirable. You Speak the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so God has helped you.
Satan and his minions will not stop at stealing your soul.
Masturbatory actions also slowly chips away at your souls purity shell until all that is left is a sinner, devil, trapped in a soulless cage. And once your soul has been raped to nothingness. All is lost.
Amen.
I don’t respect anyone who advocates to stop masturbation. Especially you, Rev. Richard (Dick) Tuggins lol. Also I masturbate everyday.
Meteors don’t exist…… Okay; does Iron, Nickel, Silica, Stone, and other types of minerals exist? I pretty sure they do. Now let’s place this into a ‘Hypothesis’ sense your ‘reality’ is based on a book that does better as a placement for a shorter table leg rather than it’s initial purpose; there is spatial debris outside the Earth’s atmosphere that has been studied, excavated, and documented has been even visual seen, a plethora of times. And sometimes, in rare instances, these fragments of ‘debris’ which is entitled as Meteorites or Meteoroids, actually get captured by Earth’s gravitational pull (And please… Read more »
After all of that, you still failed to explain what a Meteor is. If you want to believe your false scLIEnce facts. That’s on you. I will continue following what, GOD, has put forth before us.
Peace be with me, and also with me.
Praying in you.
Amen.
I just wanted to mention there’s no L in science. Sorry!
This is why we need schools in ALL areas of the world; not to mention the eye doctors for this man didn’t read.
#TL;DR
If I may interject, rather than aggressively answer and disprect people’s beliefs, I think a proper explaination of what a metoer actually is would be more appropriate, thats just my opinion. I respect Mr. Tuggin’s faith, and hold no malice, but as a faithful believer in both god and science, our world and what is beyond leads me to believe that science is also of God’s will. But as to an explaination for a what a metoer is my good sir, it is a body of matter that travels from space, to the earths atmosphere. It becomes incandescent as a… Read more »
Amen to that Rev. Richard Tuggins, we must stop believing this kind of things, same with those theories saying that there are other planets as well when we know that the earth is the center of the Universe.
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Brother Richard Tuggins, sLIEnce was not used to come to the obvious conclusion that this was falling piece of space-iron. Instead, Faithscience was used to verify this act was indeed, God’s Will.
Praise.
If God created this megalithic rock only to smite the heathen genital abuser. Then yes it was God’s divine will. If that is what it was, proven via Faith Fact, it wasnt in the article. And this needs to be revised. As, this massive boulder is clearly not capable of manifesting itself alone.
Here are the end of days. This is an example of God’s divine way of purging Sinners from this plain of existence. It has been written in the Lord’s book, describing many ways God deals with heathens.
Praise to you, my son.
Amen
God doesn’t exist dumbass
She got what she deserved. No lesser gendered should behave like a wanton harlot.
FACT: The Chelyabinsk meteor exploded 18.4 miles above the city; nothing bigger than a golf ball reached the ground. FACT: No one died from that meteor, nor was anyone seriously injured. The ~ 1500 injuries were all from secondary effects, mostly from broken glass shattered by the shock wave. FACT: The photo is of Yana Mikhailova, of Kursk Russia. The photo was taken from Wikimedia Commons, where it was posted in 2011. The author stole it from FACT: The so-called “Communist C.C.C.P” (Сою́з Сове́тских Социалисти́ческих Респу́блик, or USSR: Union of Soviet Socialist Republics in English) that the article claims Chelyabinsk… Read more »
Fact: Heathen cowards hide behind falsehoods and deceit.
Fact: Meteors don’t exist. Just physical manifestations of the Lord’s will.
Fact: Masturbation dissolves the mind, which leads to the belief in your false information.
Fact: Prophet Lonnie words can heal your soiled mind.
Take heed, my son. Don’t give into temptation.
Praise the Lord,
Amen
The help in which you need is far beyond the boundaries of this life time; however I shall ask you one thing; If there is a BC and an AD, what is between? And if there is nothing between them, wouldn’t that falsify the existence of Jesus Christ? And why is it that every Scholar states that no timeline is in the middle of BC and AD… Because the significance of that time should have a entitlement right? I mean that’s when Jesus lived, why not call it C.D. (Christ Days), or JA (Jesus Alive)? The reason we use time… Read more »
mate that’s why we say americans are factually dumb.
the one principle that is preached on this website is sarcasm.
look at their pictures. they’re reddit wizards. they don’t need your scientific evidence. they’re the true God. anything this guys say is the uttermost absolute truth. get that?
PRAISE THE LORD
I’m masruebating while reading this. Girl, masturbating and meteors? How hotter can this thing get.
If she were struck by one what evidence or witness could have survived to tell of her actions just before impact.
I too can attach a picture and say “am African warrior’s daughter was killed by a spear that came alive and spiked her who’s she was masturbating.”
What ever arguments can be used against my claim also apply to this story.
As Christians we should trust God’s word is sufficient and not have to fabricate claims to try prove the bible’s validity. That is more damaging and providing harsh judgement as false teachers.
So much lol. It is concerning at the large number of rather people who post who just don’t get it. There really is no hope for the human race….
God Hates You. It exploded mid are far from the town/city there was a shock wave. If someone was killed in mid air rubbing away at there cunt, then god is real. Also this website give viruses, like the FBI one you get when looking at porn to fap to. DEATH TO ALL!!!
Girls getting crushed by meteors is my fetish.
Brethren please help me, im addicted to masturbating. It just feels so good when i tease, play with, and abuse my genitals. Im mastubating as we speak please help!!
Don’t stop until you finish, unless there’s an emergency or you need to be somewhere. If you’re afraid of making a mess, use some tissues or a towel nearby. If you haven’t tried it yet, anal play can be exciting and fun, but make sure you’re clean beforehand.
As for addition, try to limit to once or twice a day.
Have fun~
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Can I just point out that by pressing on that image there and selecting “search image from Google” you find out that the girl pictured is actually a Russian girl named Yana Mikhailkova?
Just… Take things on the internet with a grain of salt, okay?
Dude, what’s wrong with jacking off?
Do you see now my childs? Masturbation is indeed a sin, and God will punish those who commit this horrible act. However, God can also be mercyful and forgive these peoples sins, as long as they never again will do such things. And it is our job, as Gods humble servants, to forgive our fellow sinners and guide them towards the light. Unfortunately there will be those who will resist, and these men we must vanquish.
this site is troll it is not possible to be retarded to the point of believing this debility