New graphs released by B.L.U.F.F and The Foundation For A Better Tomorrow, reaffirm what B.L.U.F.F. quite loudly proclaimed, they knew all along.

The most recent graph relates the increase in masturbations done in urban settings, within the United States of America, over the past five years, to such global problems as Obamacare, Juggalos and global warmings. The graph, composed of cylinders of a raspberry, tangerine, blue and fresh-cut grass color, clearly show an intricate relationship between the things I have mention previously in this article.

Naturally, some Juggalos have moaned and growled (We can only assume, their guttural noises are speech of some sort.) in protest, but were quickly placated with Ketamine darts by SMN Enforcer Officers.

The Reverend Leroy Jenkins had this to say on the matter. ” Well no S*** Sherlock. I swear you are wasting B.L.U.F.F.’s money.”. Rev Jenkins was then taken to Carmen Antony’s Steakhouse, and no further statements were made.

Dr Walito Espisito, renowned Mexican-normalized, rhyming named doctor of B.L.U.F.F believes these graphs to be a very important factor in giving SMN, FFTABT and BLUFF much needed credibility. ” Eh, we like graphs. E’rybody like graphs, meng. Praise” Said Dr Espisito.

The graph program, aimed at making lots and lots of graphs for all kinds of things Stop Masturbation Now wishes to prove, is the most expensive graph generation operation of all time, costing a ridiculous 1.7 billion dollars a year.

Thomas Kelly, SMN Faithscience Editor, is the Dean of several B.L.U.F.F's, as well as the preeminent authority on Faithscience. In addition these lofty titles, he is also a powerful wizard, and holds over fifty non-secular PHDs.

8 Comments on Graphs Prove SMN Ministries Right

Didnt you mention ‘Graphs’, all i see here is just one graph.

Lets see liberals try and lie their way out of these facts!

Tywin, here are many, many, many graphs. They will all receive a published article.

Don’t worry, Brother Thomas. I will say things like “4 Risky Ways” and the masturbators will comment with ones I “forgot”.

Praise.

*there*

Damn this communist keyboard hating my freedom!

my uncle owns a stationary shop, he too has many, many, many graphs.
Does that make him better than Lonnie?

Didnt you mention ‘Graphs’, all i see here is just one graph.

Lets see liberals try and lie their way out of these facts!

Tywin, here are many, many, many graphs. They will all receive a published article.

Don’t worry, Brother Thomas. I will say things like “4 Risky Ways” and the masturbators will comment with ones I “forgot”.

Praise.

*there*

Damn this communist keyboard hating my freedom!

my uncle owns a stationary shop, he too has many, many, many graphs.

Does that make him better than Lonnie?

No.

Praise Lonnie!