How to Avoid a Masturbator

Masturbators are everywhere. Do you know the proper safety procedures to avoid them?

How to Avoid a Masturbator on the Street

Masturbators are often full of diseases and have criminal intent.



Here is how to avoid one:



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8 Comments on How to Avoid a Masturbator

  1. I happen to know from my special ops training that one should be looking for cover and escape routes at all times, no matter the situation. Be ready when a crazy with a bulged or moist crotch attempts to confront you.

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  2. I remember this image from the book my father used to teach me important life lessons when I was younger. I didn't know Lonnie Childs was such an accomplished author on top of everything else He has done.

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  3. annnnddd he's black... uh i've gotta admit i'm loving this site just for the soul fact of how one minded all you fuckers are haha

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