We here at Stop Masturbation Now are, as always, on top of all environmental damages caused by masturbation’s deadly residue, masturbation residue film particles. MFRPs have been proven to cause all manner of terrible holes in the ground, but now, they have taken to causing holes all up in the ocean!
Faithscientists have already warned us that masturbation in the ocean leads to attacks by deadly sharks that will eat you, but now the ocean itself is in danger by MFRPs in the atmosphere from non-Normal Main Mexican nations, found in Actual Mexico and Greater Mexico.
The MFRPs make their way into the ocean, and destroy it, causing huge blue holes. But as if giant holes in the ocean weren’t bad enough, diving masturbators have begun to shape rocks within the blue hole into limestone dinguses, compounding the problem exponentially!
The huge thermal difference can violate the very laws of physics, sucking passing by aircraft straight into the ocean.
SMN Ministries contacted the offending countries, but they were unable to comment because they all speak Foreign.