Noted liar, Black sLIEnce Man, Neil Degrasse Tyson, and his on-again off-again homogay boyfriend Michio Kaku are claiming that Non-Normal Holes are infesting space, and are present all over the Universe. Both charlatans claim that these Non-Normal Holes were formed, get this, BILLIONS of years ago and are integral to the function of space as we know it! As if!
As if the lies weren’t bad enough, sLIEnce Man Bill Nye announced from his pink bubble-bath, that noted gimp Steven Hawking also proclaimed this, right before he became paralyzed by a homosexual act during his tenure at MIT. Hawking, who discovered the Higgs-Boson Masturbation Atheist “particle”, before ironically naming it the “God” particle in deference of all that is good and Holy, claims the Non-Normal Holes were primarily formed during the “Big Bang” and may have “coalesced” into bigger holes, which he then hilariously claims reside at the core of many “galaxies”
Of course, this is all ridiculous, as space is very small, and only surrounds the flat disc of Earth, separating the world from Heaven through a sky of breathable air, as it has been since it was created 10,000 years ago. If said holes exist, it is only rational to suppose they are the result of masturbation rending the Universe en-twain.