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The Most Common Sex Toy Used for the past 10 years…The Cell Phone – Stop Masturbation Now

The Most Common Sex Toy Used for the past 10 years…The Cell Phone

 

Ten years ago, the “Smart Phone” was unveiled. The entire world of the Information Super Highway soon became available in a “handy” little device. You could surf the entire world wide of webs and: find directions, check your stocks, send a text message, order a pizza, etc. You could also visit the secular pornography sites of the internets and find pictures and Stream hardcore videos every day, only at dosexvideo to self-rape to.

This breakthrough in the corruption of one’s soul should have been enough for the large telecommunications companies, but they wanted more. They didn’t just make these things for you to watch pornography, the wanted you to USE THAT PORNOGRAPHY. This is when the world first witnessed the “Vibrating Telephone.”

Soon, vibrating telephones were everywhere. People were “sync-ing” rock and roll music to their vibrating “ring tones” Motion Picture movie houses told their customers to vibrate their phones during movies. EVEN CHILDREN’S MOVIES!!!!

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Ten years later, the vibrating sex phone is still here. With faster download speeds for faster pornography viewing, multiple vibrating speeds and now they offer waterproof cases. I should have to tell you what the waterproof case is for.

Join Me, and SMN ministries in our effort to ban the cell phone. Write your congressman and senator and tell them, no more Smart Phones!!!

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Liam McKey is a former combat veteran and owner of the only Vegan-Certified ranch in the United States. He has two normal teenage children with his same-race wife. Liam is active in the community of Safford, Arizona where he lives. Mr. McKey is an expert on teenage masturbation addiction and has many degrees from various non-accredited faith-based colleges.
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12 Comments on The Most Common Sex Toy Used for the past 10 years…The Cell Phone

  1. Disgusting! Brilliant investagitive journalism by Brother Liam Mckey! I have ordered 10 of the latest lonnie approved bullroarers from SMN Ministries gift shop. Praise on High.

  2. This is a huge problem. A supporter recently captured this picture of a girl using her mobile telephone during a screening of the motion picture Jurassic Planet.

  3. Very hot. I’d love to smell and lick that phone after she finishes…mmm.mmm..good

    I like creampies too. Whether i put the jism there or if she got a donation from another guy. I REALLY like creampies…

  4. This site makes me so horny. I think that I’m going to go fire off some knuckle children right now…I’m thinking about all of the hot hot folks on this website. Lonnie, Jasper, Milton…this one’s for you…ohhh ohhh ohhh…now, cathy REDMOUND and Truffle come clean up all this hot, sticky jism.

    Praise!!!

    • Then please give me an actual phone number for your organization. Truffle just gave me the number for the local klu klux clan chapter. They were no help.

    • Until you provide me with a method to contact your organization I’m just going to keep on fantasizing about having a corcle jerk with you and lonnie and milton and jasper and all the rest of the guys there where we all stroke each other’s sin sticks at a medium pace until we blow our loads. Then cathy REDMOUND can clean up, with her tongue of course, and truffle can revive our sin sticks and we can get on with the business of some serious anal exploration. Hot hot hot

      Praise

  5. I always come here to get fuel for wanking too!! They always make me so horny how they speak

    I think about lornie a lot really want a pic 🙁

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