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5 Things to Think of to Reduce the Urge to Masturbate – Stop Masturbation Now

5 Things to Think of to Reduce the Urge to Masturbate

(StopMasturbationNow)—A reader recently wrote in:

Lonnie, often I find myself getting visually stimulated and then get the urge to masturbate. The problem is I just cannot get the thoughts out of my head. Do you have any tips? Dr. David Ross

Dave, this is a very common issue. Mental imagery can be a dangerous web that can be hard to escape from. I find that just trying to stop thinking about things is practically impossible. What works is to replace the imagery with something more powerful. Here are five great examples of things that often work for men.

Baseball  
The American pastime, an excellent thing to think of to keep impure thoughts out of your mind.

20080811_d-0356-1-515hGeorge W Bush
43rd president, father, great leader, spiritual man, maybe all of the above?

Japanese Trucks
Just the thought of them makes me shudder in disgust. Not a pretty image but a powerful one to scare you flaccid.

The American Flag
Stars and stripes may make you weep with patriotism, but wiping those tears is the best use of Kleenex we know about.

Mexicans
Immigrants ruining our country will remind you that there are more important issues than you masturbating. Also they are gross.

Thanks for the question David. If any other of our readers have a question please write me at info@stopmasturbationnow.org or use the contact us link at the bottom.

24 Comments on 5 Things to Think of to Reduce the Urge to Masturbate

  1. Hey, freedom of speech right? But, you’re trying to appeal to all. That’s a horrible thing to say about mexicans, even if this page is a joke. Come on, no need to get that rude. God loves all.

  2. You asshole! Mexicans are smart and human and beautiful. I hope your God forgives you for being such a racist son of a bitch ! I am a MFA and I am Mexican and smart and beautiful and BTW a very hot woman. God damn you! Ass hole!

  3. Hello, can someone help me? I want to join BLUFF, how do I do that. I am a dominant gendered normal with non-tribal skin color. I wish to join to get help for my recent sin of a threesome with two lesser gendered homogays.

  4. I am in desperate need for help. I have tried all these methods to no avail. Not only that, but thinking of our 43rd President has had the opposite effect. Imagining him in all the glory of his verbal proficiency and eloquence, while standing on that carrier deck soon after landing aboard one of those powerful jets, wearing his flight suit with that “mission accomplished” sign behind him, has thrusted me further down into this forbidden fruit called masturbation. Someone tell me what to do, I can barely hold on anymore (actually, i am holding to myself right now… that’s the problem). I don’t want to let go (well, i don’t want to let go, but you know what i mean). This is so confusing! Damn masturbation. Damn it to hell!

  5. I’m Mexican, looking at myself requires me to masterbate… However when I put George Bush on my projector in my masterbation chamber, I have to leave… Thank you so much.

  6. Your comment about Mexicans ruining our country are completely stupid. And to say that we are gross. I am Mexican and I am the cleanest person ever, I have lived with so many GRINGAS and they are gross. GRINGAS are the worst, they dont clean after themselves, they can go days without taking showers, THATS FUCKING GROSS!!!!!! Mexican people we are clean, even people that have dirt floors have their dirt floors clean. I go into GRINGOS houses and they are NASTY. So get your facts straight, I guess one reason to avoid masturbation for MEN would be to look into their GRINGAS nasty vaginas!!!
    I am Mexican and I can spell better than GRINGOS, all my friends are always asking me how to spell.. come on!!!

  7. oh, and by the way I am a WOMAN and I am smoking hot.. Everytime I go out with my GRINGA friends, nobody likes them.. Even my GRINGA friends dont want to go out with me as I am always the one that gets the attention.. So… If you are are going to make any comments at least make smart comments and know what you are talking about.

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