Hello, my name is Lonald "Lonnie" Childs and I am the founder and president of the STOP Masturbation NOW anti-masturbation movement.
Please visit my Facebook page here, https://www.facebook.com/originalsmn
and my unaccredited institution of higher learning here,
with a name like Bronco_lover I bet you've fooled around with larger animals before, even committing acts of self-rape upon yourself while thinking of horses. It is wrong and hurts the animals soul. My you find peace my friend. Praise!
Hello and I am the real Lonnie Childs. This is all a hoax and am a dumb dumb poopy head, i do masturbate all the time because I'm a hypocrite, durrrr I touch myself and hail satan derp derp derpity derp I'm a smelly poopy head
I would try looking in various tourist 'hot spots' around your capital's CBD. The reason I say this is because Christ-fearing moral Americans are rarely comfortable purchasing another country's flag, much less holding one - and so there is bound to be a goodly quantity of the old stars and stripes so that American tourists can purchase American flags in order to display their patriotism while in your foreign country. 🙂
While abstaining from self-rape, my mind is open to so much more meaningful blessings the Lord provides. Instead of giving into the dark pleasures of Satan while listening to my Samsung iPod, I realize that Faithfacts are a fun way to teach self-molestors the true calling intended by our Savior on the America day! Praise Lonnie, Halleluerr!
it's because of dumb people like you that the human race stopped evolving . get a brain for christ's sake ! (i'm an atheist but okay) people like you died centuries ago . would you guys mind leaving the world be and let us continue evolving ?
Evolving does not mean listanin to your stupid Samsung iPods givin in to some self-incest. Evolvin means that that you purify yourself, and I reckan that you Cathie did not have a superior male to tell you your role. I pray for you and your molested holy parts. Praise!
1 - samsung ipod ? 2 - i dont ''listan'' to it and masturbate . 3 - its not self-incest . 4 - it does not mean you purify yourself . 5 - i did have a superior male , so shut up before saying shit 6 - ''telling me my role'' has nothing to do with this . this is non sense -.-
Hey, I'm not American. I see no reason why I should be holding the American flag. So I'll just go ahead and rape myself. Aren't Christians supposed to not judge. I thought that was up to Saint Peter? Oh, and you know other countries believe in God too, right? Self-righteous American douchebags.. Every time I read about God online, it's like you guys think you have monopoly on the guy. God bless America. Dumbest shit I ever heard.