A Fourth of July Faithfact!

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Lonnie Childs
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Hello, my name is Lonald "Lonnie" Childs and I am the founder and president of the STOP Masturbation NOW anti-masturbation movement. Please visit my Facebook page here, https://www.facebook.com/originalsmn and my unaccredited institution of higher learning here, https://www.facebook.com/brotherlonnie
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47 Comments on A Fourth of July Faithfact!

  1. You all are retarded religious idiots, your worse than the Mormons and that is pretty hard to beat! Congrats dummies!!

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    • with a name like Bronco_lover I bet you've fooled around with larger animals before, even committing acts of self-rape upon yourself while thinking of horses. It is wrong and hurts the animals soul. My you find peace my friend. Praise!

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    • These people are clearly high off something real strong to actually believe this shit, and no it's not GOD it's most likely drugs, or there being drugged.

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  2. These people are geniuses. The people who run this site are the biggest trolls in the world. Please teach me your ways of trolling.

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  3. Hello and I am the real Lonnie Childs. This is all a hoax and am a dumb dumb poopy head, i do masturbate all the time because I'm a hypocrite, durrrr I touch myself and hail satan derp derp derpity derp I'm a smelly poopy head

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  4. This website has got to be one of the best trolls I've ever seen. Wow. Congratulations guys, this took some real time and effort. Had me going for a good 20 minutes.

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    • It hurts my spirit to know that you've been self-raping others for 20 minutes. Is that before or after you had an affair with yourself? This is the agenda of BIG MASTURBATION. Let us pray..

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  5. Uh... yeah, actually, you can masturbate with both hands holding the flag. Just, make sure you do the washing after.

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  6. Jokes on you, I'm jacking it so hard to the chick with the American flag. Thanks!

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  7. I live in New Zealand, can you suggest a place where I can order an American flag to hold in order to avoid masturbating please? Praying for a masturbation free world!

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    • I would try looking in various tourist 'hot spots' around your capital's CBD. The reason I say this is because Christ-fearing moral Americans are rarely comfortable purchasing another country's flag, much less holding one - and so there is bound to be a goodly quantity of the old stars and stripes so that American tourists can purchase American flags in order to display their patriotism while in your foreign country. 🙂

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  8. This has got to be a troll. This whole website is extremely discriminatory. All it is, is a bunch of sexist, homophobic, racist pigs coming together to find validation for their beliefs

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  9. i just don't understand why they use pictures of naked girls covered up by the american flag to stop people from pleasuring themselves…
    I'm sure quite a few people have jacked off to those pics

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  10. Yes, yes you can... in fact it's not (well IT is hard) hard to do... in fact, it catches the mess and saves on tissues/toilet paper... so here's to another ridiculous post from the religious zealots.

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  11. While abstaining from self-rape, my mind is open to so much more meaningful blessings the Lord provides. Instead of giving into the dark pleasures of Satan while listening to my Samsung iPod, I realize that Faithfacts are a fun way to teach self-molestors the true calling intended by our Savior on the America day! Praise Lonnie, Halleluerr!

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  12. it's because of dumb people like you that the human race stopped evolving . get a brain for christ's sake ! (i'm an atheist but okay) people like you died centuries ago . would you guys mind leaving the world be and let us continue evolving ?

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  13. Evolving does not mean listanin to your stupid Samsung iPods givin in to some self-incest. Evolvin means that that you purify yourself, and I reckan that you Cathie did not have a superior male to tell you your role. I pray for you and your molested holy parts. Praise!

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    • 1 - samsung ipod ? 2 - i dont ''listan'' to it and masturbate . 3 - its not self-incest . 4 - it does not mean you purify yourself . 5 - i did have a superior male , so shut up before saying shit 6 - ''telling me my role'' has nothing to do with this . this is non sense -.-

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  14. Hey, I'm not American. I see no reason why I should be holding the American flag. So I'll just go ahead and rape myself. Aren't Christians supposed to not judge. I thought that was up to Saint Peter? Oh, and you know other countries believe in God too, right? Self-righteous American douchebags.. Every time I read about God online, it's like you guys think you have monopoly on the guy. God bless America. Dumbest shit I ever heard.

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