SMN -My dear friends in Christ. As you are well aware, the fight against the sin of self rape is an ongoing process, one that is never finished. The holy bible, being the first and only needed reference on the topic of morality, contains certain instructions and responsibilities that Christian parents are expected to abide by. The first and foremost of these responsibilities is to protect your precious children from sin.
The masculine parent is under just such an obligation, to protect his children from masturbation sin.
It is very important that self rape be nipped in the bud as quickly as possible. One such method to detect masturbatory sin in your female offspring is a nightly inspection and finger sniff.
Brother Lonnie’s University of Faith Facts (B.L.U.F.F), in association with the Foundation for a Better Tomorrow (FFBT), has researched and developed these helpful guidelines to perform safe and effective female masturbation detection measures. Brother August Weisz took the lead in finalizing this study. It takes only a few seconds a night to detect female masturbation.
B.L.U.F.F. / FFBT Female Self Rape Detection
- Females masturbate with their fingers by inserting and rubbing areas in and around their vaginal crotch areas causing foul and noxious juices to be expelled. Be on the lookout for localized stains on your daughter’s bedsheets or pajama bottoms.
- Do not allow your female offspring to bring phallic or oblong toys to bed. Even a crayon or barbee doll can be used for self rape. Check these items for signs of friction wear. Suspect the worst if paint or labels appear to be worn.
- A Christian child should never go to bed naked. The temptation of self gratification sodomy is too great for the prepubescent child’s mind, especially when exposed to the many occasions for sin presented by modern life. Always inspect your children before bed to verify they are wearing proper sleepwear.
- When the girl is sleeping, her fingers may be sniffed for signs of masturbation. Females will normally masturbate with fingers on the hand they write with, but reports and behavioral science has concluded that young girls will switch hands for variety or to hide evidence of sin. If you suspect your daughter is self raping, it is wise to sniff the fingers of both her hands.
- Fingers of recent bean flicking will have an acrid musty smell similar to an ethnic fish market.
- Use caution. Female masturbation juices are very strong and will irritate your nasal passage and may cause nausea or allergic reactions. Use the 12-6-3 method when sniffing her fingers. The first sniff should be with your nose 12 inches away, then move closer to 6 inches, and then 3.
- A positive self-rape detection occurs when you smell masturbation juices at any time during these steps.
- Self-rape Discovery (SRD) can cause emotional distress. Exercise restraint upon a positive SRD. Retreat to your favorite easy chair or place of quiet contemplation and pour yourself a stiff drink to calm yourself down. Think through your next steps with a positive outlook. Rash action could make an already serious problem worse.
- In the event of SRD, please take the appropriate steps as outlined in the B.L.U.F.F. Reference Manual under the chapter entitled, “My Offspring Masturbates-What Do I Do Next?” It is imperative that your child receive the proper counseling and reprogramming B.L.U.F.F. provides through Brother Lonnie’s mandate. B.L.U.F.F. also provides counseling for parents and siblings of youth self rapists.
As stated earlier, these simple steps take only seconds to accomplish, but they should be taken each night to ease the mind in the knowledge that your daughter’s soul is pure. Remember that your God-given responsibilities are for the greater good. One self rapist is a rightful cause of tremendous shame affecting each member of the entire family unit. Little Billy will certainly feel ashamed when he hears the snickers and whispers about sins committed by Little Sister, Jenny and vice versa just the same.
Myself and all members of B.L.U.F.F. and the SMN Ministry pray that your daughter is self-rape free.