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California Teen Masturbates Himself To Death, Parents Blame “Common Core”

By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins

A teenage boy from Southern California has committed masturbation suicide after a clip of him masturbating in a bathroom stall went viral, leading him to being “mercilessly prayed AT” at school by Normals, BLUFF News reports.

Now, the parents of 14-year-old Matthew Burdette are suing their son’s school district for $1 million, claiming that ” Common Core” Big Masturbation propaganda was to blame, but the school administration nothing to stop it.

According to his parents’ lawsuit, the harassment began after Burdette was ejected for drawing penises in the classroom, two weeks before his death. After he left his class, he went to the bathroom, where a classmate allegedly recorded a video of him masturbating while peeking over the top of a cubicle.

After Burdette’s classmate posted the video on Snapchat and Vine (because of course he did), the video quickly went viral and Burdette was relentlessly prayed AT by Normal Students at school. A gregarious former Boy Scout and member of the school’s water polo and wrestling teams, he became sullen and showing symptoms of FAPS.

Burdette took his own life through masturbation suicide on November 29 of last year, while on Thanksgiving break with his family. He left behind a note saying he could no longer “handle school” and had “no friends.”

Although Burdette never told his parents about the video, they found out about his masturbation addiction after his passing, and went to his high school to ask if they had known about it as well. School officials told the Burdettes only that they had launched an investigation into the provenance of the Vine video, implying that they had. Furious, the Burdettes wrote a letter to the San Diego Unified School District board, demanding to know why they hadn’t put a stop to their son’s masturbations—only to receive a letter from the district president saying he knew nothing of the Self-Rape and that it is a harmless pastime.

Now, Burdette’s parents are suing the school district for $1 million. (The boy who filmed the video of Burdette masturbating will likely also face charges under the state’s anti-bullying law, and is set to appear at a hearing in juvenile court July 23). They’re claiming what many other parents of bullying victimswho have committed suicide have: That their son’s school was aware of the masturbating while it was going on, but did nothing to stop it, since it is a recurring theme in “Common Core” curriculum.

In response to allegations that they essentially turned a blind eye to Burdette’s SinStick Fap Slapping, San Diego Unified officials issued the following statement:

“At San Diego Unified, the safety and well-being of our students is a top priority. The district also adheres to the privacy and confidentiality laws and regulations related to students, families and ongoing investigations. For this reason, the district cannot provide details about Matthew Burdette’s Monkey Spanking. Our hearts and thoughts continue to be with his family and loved ones. Finally as a note of caution to all parents; Think of your children the next time you masturbate”

If you are or know a teen who is suffering the shame of being a filthy self-rapist you can find help here:

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God Bless,

TheRev Leroy Jenkins

TheRev Leory Jenkins is a Sr. Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC.

785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu

 

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Tywin Lannister
Tywin Lannister
9 years ago

So i guess, he died ‘Hard’.

Dick Redmond
Dick Redmond
9 years ago

Mr. Lannister,

That is the exact reply a non-normal would say. Us normals should all pray for “Tywin” to find his way out of his sin-zone and into the normal world. Praise!

the truth
the truth
9 years ago
Reply to  Dick Redmond

More then 70 percent of the global population regularly masturbate so who is the real non normal

tom Sande
tom Sande
7 years ago
Reply to  Dick Redmond

You know that tywin lannister is a character of game of thrones?
I think this whole website is either ironic or just stupid

Darkblitzfrenzy
Darkblitzfrenzy
9 years ago

(ba dum tss)

Cassidy Pen
9 years ago

The name “Tywin” appears non-normal…perhaps of a tribal nature.

Tywin Lannister
Tywin Lannister
9 years ago
Reply to  Cassidy Pen

The lannister sends their regards.

Damien Lannister
Damien Lannister
9 years ago
Reply to  Cassidy Pen

How dare you adress my father in such a manner you lowly peasant?? We Lannisters have a proud lineage stretching through hundreds of years and we currently hold King’s Landing so i advise you to take heed in your words or i will show you why i am called the Kingslayer…

Darkblitzfrenzy
Darkblitzfrenzy
9 years ago

This wonderful article is brought to you by Stop Masturbation Now.org, your #1 source for you daily dose of bullshit.

Cassidy Pen
9 years ago

Mr. Frenzy, we’ll thank you not to blaspheme this holy page. We won’t put up with your threats of physical violence, either, heathen!

Sirius black
9 years ago
Reply to  Cassidy Pen

first off, he’s somewhat right, he didn’t masturbate himself to death, he committed suicide because of the way people like you treated him, so AT LEAST the tone of the article is bullshit, next up is the fact that “your #1 source for your daily dose of bullshit” is not a “threat of physical violence” and finally, the attitude of people on this site are EXTREMELY old-fashioned, and you seem to have a very twisted sense of reality, i encourage you to look around and realize the fact that 95% of men masturbate, as do 89% of women, with the… Read more »

Truffle
9 years ago

Satan will show him no mercy in the underworld. Just as it should be!

Cassidy Pen
9 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

You’re correct and show enormous wisdom in your words, Truff.

Truffle
9 years ago
Reply to  Cassidy Pen

Thank you, Brother. The superior men folk have taught me well. Praise!

Handsome Jack
Handsome Jack
9 years ago

Another repressed soul, please Satan cure this world of this blasphemy that is religion. Free us of this repression.

augustweisz
Admin
9 years ago

If his parents would have used the anti-masturbation cross he would still be alive today. Unless he would have been hit by Paul Walker driving while masturbating. Then he still would be dead. But be in heaven.

Amy Walker
Amy Walker
9 years ago
Reply to  augustweisz

How dare you badmouth one of the greatest actors that died so young? You pathetic pieces of shit should have all died instead of Paul… No one would miss any of you

UR Mom
UR Mom
9 years ago

Did Leroy Jenkins happen to be in Bye Bye birdie

Lonnie Childs
Admin
9 years ago

Not only do parents blame Common Core, so do I.

goatscashmere
9 years ago

Oh for crying out loud! He got kicked out of class for eating sunflower seeds, the teacher didn’t give him anywhere to go so he walked around the halls and ended up in the boy’s bathroom. Another student, not one of his friends, and videotaped the poor child. The clip was then posted to the internet, and the embarrassed boy was mercilessly bullied, harassed and teased by classmates who had seen the video. The HARASSMENT continued for TWO WEEKS. He committed suicide, leaving a note that he “couldn’t handle school” and had “no friends.” He did not masturbate to death,… Read more »

Fuck You
9 years ago

It’s HARD to believe that this entire website is not a joke.

goatscashmere
9 years ago
Reply to  Fuck You

I’m laughing so hard right now. Anyway, I am no Christian. I’m a Witch! A GODDESS WORSHIPPING WITCH! Go blow your own dick. AND I write EROTICA and sell SPELLS for a living! My body is a temple and I shall treat it as such!

goatscashmere
9 years ago

I’m laughing so hard right now. Anyway, I am no Christian. I’m a Witch! A GODDESS WORSHIPPING WITCH! Go blow your own dick. AND I write EROTICA and sell SPELLS for a living! My body is a temple and I shall treat it as such!

Michael Paul ryan
Michael Paul ryan
9 years ago

The kid didn’t die from masturbation, he killed himself because a video of him masturbating went viral on the internet. There was an article this morning in the new Yorker. Lol I find it ridiculous you actually made a contraption to stop kids from masturbating. It’s deplorable to do that to a child. Your no better than the Muslims.

Jasper Centaur
Jasper Centaur
9 years ago

Keep shaking that holy head of yours brother Jenkins! People who read the “New Yorker” are incestuous self-rapers. Praise on high!

Mike hunt
9 years ago

You fucks are terrible eat shit praise satan 666 forever

Michael Paul ryan
Michael Paul ryan
9 years ago

Lol what I find funnier is that you don’t understand the term satan. Satan means the opposer or the opposition. Lucifer on the other hand is what you call a satan. The word satan , actually ancient text shatan Is only used the Times in the original text. Also it specifies in the bible that satan actually has rule over earth and that this is his domain. Here’s another one for ya. Why would Lucifer the satan punish you for going against the god known as yahweh , yashua, the almighty the father of Jesus? That makes no sense. Also… Read more »

Michael Paul ryan
Michael Paul ryan
9 years ago

By the way your entire religion is based upon the same stories as the book of the dead from egypt lol. Dyonysus , mithra and many other religions that cane before yours did the exact same thing. It’s cashed plagiarism. All they did was stop sine things change a could if names and voila you have Christianity. The original canons were spotted because the church thought they were to rebelling and wanted to keep the people in the dark. That is why the book of enoch was spotted from the bible because it told the truth about the fallen angels… Read more »

Michael Paul ryan
Michael Paul ryan
9 years ago

For all the people that think masturbating is ok hit me up on Facebook lol . My display name is Michael Paul ryan. I also chop by PROMETHEUS. But either way I bet none of these people have a genuine fact rebuddle to counter the facts I’ve stated. The train why I say this is because there is none but good luck trying.

Michael Paul ryan
Michael Paul ryan
9 years ago

Also my email is wahlummantis 2@gmail.com

goatscashmere
9 years ago

Ryan is a man

I am God and so are You
I am God and so are You
9 years ago

I can’t believe this is a real site. I thought it was a joke after I saw the Masturbation crucifix. That shit is hilarious. Can you people honestly look yourself in the mirror and think you are “holy??” Wow. You are the people that are the burdens to mankind. I’m not affiliated with a religion as I am not ignorant/egotistical enough to think I could know everything that “God” is thinking/demanding/punishing us for. If there is a God, “it” would be a pure force of energy that flows into darkness to create harmony, life, and spirit. “He,” as you like… Read more »

Kaleb Sakamoto
9 years ago

Have you guys heard of “Science”? It’s this new thing, and the best part is, you don’t have to blindly follow anyone or anything. They’ve replaced “Faith” with this incredible thing called “Fact”. It’s absolutely amazing, you should really look into it.

Lucifer Von Interwebz
Lucifer Von Interwebz
9 years ago

No… We will not go anywhere and there is absolutelly nothing you can do about it… You are powerless in the internet and all your self obtained titles mean exactly squat here… WE OWN THE INTERNET AND YOUR RELIGION MEANS NOTHING IN OUR REALM!!! Bow to us lowly human, for your website is now our domain MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Sirius black
9 years ago

your “FaithFacts™” are based solely on hearsay that is thousands of years old, where no-one has ever been able to provide an experiment that proves these “FaithFacts™” beyond reasonable doubt science on the other hand, is being factually proven as if it were a court of law on a daily basis, and in a way that explains every phenomenon in nature with far greater detail and accuracy than your “FaithFacts™” ever could for comparison: the bible contains around 66 volumes (combining the old and new testament) at a measly 1,281 pages the encyclopaedia britannica(which is still very incomplete in terms… Read more »

Michael Paul ryan
Michael Paul ryan
9 years ago

This is to the rev lol. I find nothing about men attractive so go fuck your self lol. Your comment prices that you have not one fact to back up your religion. Also the fact remains is that you believe in a non existent being and are torturing children with a contraption and are going to produce a bunch of serial killers. Congrats !!!! You fucking Fag!!!! Science is the only way to go. And you cannot prove it wrong. Go ahead and try.

Michael Paul ryan
Michael Paul ryan
9 years ago

Leroy jenkins your evil and don’t even realize it lol you ignorant fool. If there is a HELL I’d rather be free in hell than be a servant in heaven.

Michael Paul ryan
Michael Paul ryan
9 years ago

Prove anything I posted about your religion to be false just one with genuine fact and not faith. Lol I studied your religion and many others. Not practiced but studied and your all a bunch of fakes. Most Christians I speak with do not even know their gods true name. I can school anyone of you if you’d like LOL fucking fakes.

goatscashmere
9 years ago

Again, Michael Ryan is a man.

Love,
Witch

Sirius black
9 years ago

science is actually INCREDIBLY close to proving that no god-like entity has had anything to do with anything in this universe, pretty much all that is left to prove is where a couple random numbers here and there came from (namely this list: http://physics.nist.gov/cuu/Constants/Table/allascii.txt) USING those constants, however, we can pretty much explain everything that has happened from the big bang up to the current day, even if many of the deepest branches still need hard evidence to support them, but those deepest branches already reach FAR deeper into observed reality than your “FaithFacts™” do. for example. some of the… Read more »

Steve
Steve
9 years ago

this site is a joke. how does this exist? total BS

Sirius black
9 years ago

HAHAAHAHA here’s a few facts for you: rape isn’t caused by masturbation, it’s actually advocated in the bible: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Numbers+31%3A14-18&version=NIV murder, although performed by all likes of people, is also performed by the most extremely religious people, such as yourselves, “the bad AIDS” is a sexually transmitted disease, spread by having unprotected sex, again a thing that christianity considers a good thing feminism is a response movement to the oppression your kind of people have had to women for thousands of years terrorism is, more often than not, an expression of extremist religious people “The HomoGay™” is a natural phenomenon seen… Read more »

Dane
Dane
9 years ago

If this isn’t a joke I’m going to kill myslef

Jasper Centaur
Jasper Centaur
9 years ago

Mrs. Dane will be having a ” great Dane” in triple hell!!

Lucifer Von Interwebz
Lucifer Von Interwebz
9 years ago

Masturbation at a Glance Masturbation is commonly defined as touching one’s own body, including sex organs, for sexual pleasure. Masturbation is a common and safe kind of sex play. Masturbation has many health benefits. For many of us, masturbation is a taboo topic. There are many harmful myths about masturbation that may cause us to feel uncomfortable about it. These myths can cause guilt, shame, and fear. Let’s get the facts straight. Masturbation is a natural and common activity for both women and men. Here are some common questions people ask about masturbation. We hope you find the answers helpful.… Read more »

Rev. Adams
Rev. Adams
9 years ago

This is what happens when you allow liberalism, science, witchcraft and atheism to go unpunished. How many more will be lost to masturbation due to Obamacare before we say enough is enough.

Sirius black
9 years ago
Reply to  Rev. Adams

i like how you mention science and witchcraft in the same sentence, i’d sooner place witchcraft and religion together since you believe some invisible being magically created everything, and you believe that being sinful (for example by masturbating) will cause you to receive some form of magical punishment by said being, for which no one has been able to provide reasonable evidence of their existence to this date.

Rev. Adams, D.D., A.A., M.C., D.Bib., Ordained Minister
Rev. Adams, D.D., A.A., M.C., D.Bib., Ordained Minister
8 years ago
Reply to  Sirius black

It is ALL of Satan and born in Hell. The Bible is factual evidence and absolute proof that masturbation and all the liberal mumbo jumbo science is SIN. God wrote this in his WORD and God does not lie. We know this as scriptural fact. Read the Bible and get educated before it is too late.

tom Sande
tom Sande
7 years ago

I masturbated since i was 11 and im still alive

tom Sande
tom Sande
7 years ago

And you want to punish science XD
Do you know that science already refuted god?

tom Sande
tom Sande
7 years ago

And on your Website are ads about how to get an larger cock