(StopMasturbationNOW)—In the beginning it was the evil female that first tempted MAN into the forbidden fruit that was masturbation. Well women never stopped. The latest female temptation is combining heels with the yoga pants.
Yoga pants or heels were bad enough by themselves, however combined they create a almost ruthless temptation that eats at the soul of even the most flaccid man. Be aware of this temptation men, stay vigilant, stay pure.
These evil females will no doubt cause many pure men to dive into the abyss of self-rape.
Men without self control will pulverize their sin sticks raw and bloody, being unable to stop their vicious fapping caused by these teasing tramps who wear the combination of yoga pants and high heels.
We all need to pray against these wanton harlots.
Is this website for real? Or some kind of hilarious parody website? Either way I am extremely amused!
The girl on the left looks like she has some spine issues. That and she looks like she would make a great front to a centaur. also either 312 or 132, cant tell.
It does absolutely nothing for my libido. Are you sure about this? That’s plain ugly.
And they’re all stinky. That’s what Yoga pant’s do for girls.
Yoga should be outlawed. I’ve never used Yoga and I’m completely healthy! What a scam.
I couldn’t help it. That photo the chick on the right (Your right) Damn that’s fine. I’m still stroking my battered bleeding sav right now as I look at her. Who ever published this photo, you’re not of god. I’m only mere man. How could you let satan in to take control of my sin stick this way.
You
Only
Get
Aids… From wearing those!
BUBBLE BUTT BUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE BUTT!!!
well, have to say i saved those pictures
Guess I’m safe masturbating to other girls. you never mention the risk that it could make girls bi or lesbian