How to Catch your Teenage Babysitter Masturbating

Busted!
Busted!

(StopMasturbationNOW)—One of the major trials for parents is trusting your house and child to a young stranger.  Whether it be Bible study, PTA meetings, or an evening on the town, many parents need to hire a teenage female to be a substitute parent for an evening.

Unfortunately that babysitter may be ringing her devil’s doorbell on your couch, defiling your home and endangering the well-being of your children. Many parents come home completely unaware of what the babysitter may have done.

However, there is a method that you can use to tell whether your babysitter is likely to self-rape her sin cave in your home.

1, Purchase and install some surveillance cameras. Mini hidden cameras can be purchased at Costco, Walmart, Target, or online. Installation is usually fairly easy and the customer support can be a great help. Failing that, local companies can provide installers if needed. You will want to make sure that the cameras are installed in the living room area and cover the couch from many angles. You may want to invest in low light cameras.

2, Obtain some pornographic materials and leave them out for the babysitter. Teen girls generally are not interested in hard core pornography. They are usually interested in softer and simpler scenes with not too much genitalia. You will want to look for magazines, dvd’s or novels. Make sure these items are left where the babysitter has no choice but to deal with them.  A new technology also can help by leaving pornography on the DVR.

3, Record or stream your cameras while you are away. At some point she will discover the pornography. At that point she will either do the right thing which is to throw it away, or she will do the wrong thing which will be to watch and masturbate. Either way you will have video evidence of the activity.

 

Attractive teens need the most help
Attractive teens need the most help

In our findings, we have already caught many masturbators sticky handed. We find that while the lesser attractive or overweight girls are more promiscuous because of low self-esteem they are also turned off by their own bodies and self-rape less often, the attractive girls often can’t wait to get their hands in their pants and in a shocking development, over 15% of these girls masturbated before finding the pornography!

Once evidence is obtained it is important to confront the offender and any parent or guardian immediately. Correcting the sinful behavior is of paramount importance.

 

18 Comments on How to Catch your Teenage Babysitter Masturbating

  1. Thanks for this article, Senator. It’s important for people to know just how easy it is to catch the degenerates we allow into our homes doing disgusting deeds on the clock.

    • The wife and I have used this many times. We have hours of footage of babysitters, nannies and an Au-pair self raping. The footage is an important reminder of why our mission is so important.

        • Yes, please post this footage. I really, really need to see it for, um, educational purposes. Oh my sin stick is aching. I need a sin stick masseuse, where are you Lemmy (liam)? Oh RUMP RANGER!

  2. I love to masturbate in my pastors house while I babysit his daughter. Sometimes I do it while furiously staring at the crucifix in their home. Then I wipe my sin juice all over the crosses in his house.

  3. Sometimes I touch myself while killing christian children and then forcing the others to masterbate the fuck out of themselves

  4. I never hire a baby sister that hasn’t been clitorially circumsized. I do a personal inspection before I ever trust one with our kids.

  5. this sorta makes sense i guess obviously u don’t want someone to masturbate in your house when they’re watching their kids but why is it only about women i am a male and i babesit as of now

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