Introducing Masturbators Anonymous: The 12 Steps

-Stop Masturbation NOW, Safford, AZ

Increasingly, masturbation is being seen as the sinful addiction disease that it is, and recovery programs across the world are being created to address the needs of the self-rapists who are destroying their lives as well as the lives of their families. To this end, the organization Masturbators Anonymous (MA) has been created.

Masturbation for many, begins with the biological response to a bodily sensation, that quickly degenerates into a life of crime, disease and filth. Eventually if they are lucky, the masturbator will “hit bottom” after causing significant destruction in their lives and the lives of others. Then begins the holy and spiritual practice of recovery- moving into a greater relationship with God.

The founder of Masturbators Anonymous is Lonald “Lonnie” Childs who is the leader of Stop Masturbation Now ministries in Safford, Arizona. Lonnie himself hit bottom after his mother caught and then observed him self-raping to the black-pop sensation Tina Turner and then forced to admit in front of the entire student body of Bob Jones University his actions. He then began his journey to salvation and recovery.

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“Lonnie” as he is known in the community, created the core principles or the “12 Steps” of Masturbators Anonymous. Masturbators are encouraged to attend meetings, get a sponsor who has at least a year of masturbation recovery, and follow the 12 steps to the light of salvation. This series of articles will focus on masturbation recovery, and here we introduce and announce the 12 steps of Masturbators Anonymous:

 

The 12 Steps of Masturbators Anonymous

1. We admitted that we were powerless over masturbation, that our lives had become unmanageable. For many of us it was too late and we had caught the bad AIDS.

2. We came to believe that a power greater than ourselves (Lonnie Childs) could restore us to sanity.

3. We made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Lonnie Childs.

4. We made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.

5. We admitted to Lonnie, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.

6. We were entirely ready to have Lonnie remove all these defects of character with his Golden Shower.

7. We humbly asked Lonnie to remove our shortcomings, and administer his Golden Shower of redemption.

8. We made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all. We served our time in the menstrual hut, if we were a woman and lesser-gendered.

9. We made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. We donated 40% of our salary to the cause, so that others may recover from masturbation.

10. We continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it and served time in the menstrual hut and/or the HomoGay conversion wing.

11. We sought through prayer and work at the campus to improve our conscious contact with Lonnie, praying only for knowledge of his will for us and the power to carry that out.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to masturbators, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

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About Leonard Chimball, Jr. 5 Articles
Leonard Chimball, Jr., PhD is a licensed Psychologist and works as faculty on the BLUFF Arizona staff. Dr. Chimball divides his time directing the transportation and importing of new students to BLUFF, teaching classes in behavioral FaithFacts, and as a practicing psychotherapist.

30 Comments on Introducing Masturbators Anonymous: The 12 Steps

  1. I hereby declare myself available to sponsor any recovering masturbator. Especially the ones with HomoGay tendencies. Particularly with some kind of background in wrestling.

    • Praise! Thank you, Nikita! All, Nikita runs the HomoGay conversion wing and is a prolific leader at the SMN ministries!

    • I like your attitude Nikita. Be open and help those that can’t stop. I go to websites like bestfreecamgirls and pay the girls tokens to stop masturbating. From the hidden cam footage of my son, I noticed he pulls on his sin stick while women stimulate themselves. But the self rapers have no money because they spend all their time self abusing. You should see the sex crazed anger when I pay the women to stop touching themselves. And the women are grateful. Now I help my son with his problem “it is better for seed to be in the belly of a whore, than touch the ground.”

  2. Praise the establishment of MA! This news touched my F-spot so hard that I had Faithgasms in waves. My thighs are quaking! In fact, I Faithgasmed so hard that I needed half a box of Kleenex to wipe up the Praisegoo from my hands, forehead, face, chest, and lower belly!

    • I’m glad to know that I’m not the only person who suffers from copious amounts of Faithjaculate!

  3. I would like to step forward and offer myself as a sponsor. Having abused my sin dinghy for many years, while shooting up anal beer bongs, laying in various gutters – many, many years ago – I have firsthand experience of what the average self-raper is battling against.

    Please use the ‘Contact Us’ service at the top of the page for more information.

    Lonnie bless you.

    • Bless you and praise God for giving you the strength to turn your life around. My turning point was when I discovered Lonnie after a long day of self rape and injecting at least twelve marijuanas while I was in a sin den they call an “internet cafe”.

      I am saved now, praise!

  4. Brother Ephesians and I have been discussing the word of God for some time now since his battle with chronic self rape. He is now blind because of the furious sessions of abuse. He first stepped through my Coventry’s doors as a broken self genital abusing heathen. He has now been a dearest friend who has brought the Coventry much Praise.

    Much Praise sister Truffles, my son.

    Amen.

    • You are both Godly and righteous men, indeed. I look forward to seeing more of you both around the compound. Lesser -gendereds can learn much from the superior men folk.

      Lonnie bless you.

      • Much Praise, sister. I will bring you a copy of my Churches pamphlet today.

        The Church of, (W)isdom, (T)ruth, and (F)aith.

        I pray in you, multiple times.

        Amen.

  5. is this a joke? How does masturbation lead to a life of degredation? does the bible say anything about masturbation? just fuck the shit out of your little girlfriends. Fucking take her ass hole and pussy and cum all over her face or make a cute lil cream pie leaving the cum dripping out from all of her holes. make her scream while she choikes on that big cock dripping with cum.

  6. No, no, no. You have it all wrong. You don’t need 12 steps, just a bunch of Justin Bieber posters. That is sufficient to make anyone celibate.

    • Is the Justin Beiber’s the sinning female masturbator i have heard many things about on the Internets? She probably needs Lord Lonnie’s purity blessing. Send this filthy lesser gender to our compound to receive the glorious of gloryful salvation she needs.

      Praise to the ultimate.

      Amen, Amen…….Amen.

    • Yes Peter, unfortunately hundreds of people in this country still masturbate. This program has been proven very effective in the arrest of self-destructive violent behavior that is masturbation. Praise.

  7. I very reluctantly volunteer to lead the pretty female Masturbators Anonymous Group. I know it will be a very stressful calling, but some one needs to do it. Some body else can be in charge of the ugly non-normal group.

    • You clean yourself with wasted seed???? OML!!!! I have NEVER read anything so discustarding in my life!

      Triple-hell awaits you. Enjoy!

  8. This is the most ridiculous website I have ever came across in my entire life. If we are going to hell for masturbation, then all of you hypocritical Christian fucktards are gonna be right there along with us for being close minded narrow opinioned Jesus loving bible thumpers. Maybe if you would open your mind and shut your cock gobblers you would be able to see that everyone is different and it should matter if they are black white gay straight or otherwise. Jesus loved EVERYONE for who they are, not what they do or how they decide to live their life. If you were so GOD FEARING and Christian you would be more like Jesus and not condemn them for who they are. You all need prayers and I will be sure to include you in them when I pray to Satan to steal your souls. Take your Jewish Book of Fairy Tales and shove them so far up your ass, that you will be tasting the water Jesus turned to wine. Have a Satanic day. I will be praying for all of you while I am masturbating and fucking myself with the crucifix. That is the only way Jesus will ever be inside me. HAIL SATAN!!

  9. As an admitted recovering self-rapist, I have a question. If I follow the 12 steps, will it be enough to keep me out of Double-Hell? That Fappy mascot seems to think that if a person is perverse enough, there is no amount of penance they can make to get them out of Double-Hell. Not even half-prayers.

  10. In the name of Allah, the most merciful, the especially merciful, praise be to Allah. There is no god but Allah, and Muhammad is the messenger of Allah. We must come forth and show our love to the all mighty Allah and masturbate in the open sun at exactly 12:47pm (Eastern Standard Time).

    Peace be upon you all.

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