Self-Rape Prevention

MASTURBATION ALERT! Bert Strips Pose a Clear and Present Self-Rape Threat

B.L.U.F.F. (Brother Lonnie’s University of Faith Facts) has raised the overall self rape level to Orange-Imminent Threat of Self-Rape detected.

The Facebook Rise of the Butthurt has published a series of “Bertstrips.” These crude cartoons pose an imminent threat of self rape!

The following is official information from the B.L.U.F.F. Self-Rape Emergency Broadcast System:

Self-rape activity has been detected and confirmed as a result of exposure to this facebook.

Please use caution. Place proper software locks on the facebook to prevent females, children, minorities, and other weak-minded individuals from viewing the content. Remove them from the room before viewing the content below.

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Truffle
5 years ago

Thank you, Brother Cassidy, my Holy timeline has now been adjusted to prevent these lewd images from appearing on it.

augustweisz
Admin
5 years ago

Liberals have no shame.

Kenneth Day
5 years ago

Thanks for the heads up, Brother Cassidy! I contacted Children’s Workshop and PBS and filed formal complaints about these strips they’re posting on Facebook. They tried to play off that they weren’t behind the Butthurt Facebook page but I think they were really sweating that I was on to the scheme they were trying to pull.

Nigel Covington
5 years ago

Brother Ken Day, Its great men like yourself sir who consistently take a stand against the Godless sodomites behind Children’s Workshop and PBS. Several months ago I was looking into this facebook page… “Rise of the Butthurt,” to determine who runs this factory of illegal porn that daily disseminates its filth on facebook as I was considering doing an investigative piece on these perverts for the National Report. The story was never run mostly because I spent 6 weeks trying to confirm who runs this page with very little success. When I first began my search for the owner I… Read more »