Faces of Masturbation / Gateway Drug / Self-Rape Prevention

Masturbation: This can happen to you!

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Sickening, isn’t it?  Meet Chad Hollingsworth.  Before his life reached this miserable state of outright depravity, Chad was a busy yet successful tax attorney with a beautiful same-race wife, three God-fearing Normal children, and a Golden Retriever named Barkley.  Feeling a little tense while browsing online one day, Chad came across a sLIEntific news report that masturbating was a great way to lower one’s blood pressure and relieve work-related stress.  One bout of self rape was all it took to lead him into a downward spiral.

Now Chad goes by the moniker Tata Suckinblow, as we can (regretfully) see in the photo above.  Tata spends “her” days picking up “daddies” on a North Las Vegas street corner, hoping the day’s “tricks” will earn enough ill-gotten cash to warrant an evening anal marihuana bong injection.

Masturbation:  This can happen to you!

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Daniel
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Fuck hell what a big load of biggot bullshit… The fuckn stupidity is alarming…..

augustweisz
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Chad isn’t even a Christian name. I blame the parents.

Joseph
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Joseph

Masterbation #wheneverthefuckIwant

A Smart Guy
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A Smart Guy

It’s called the Truth not sLIEnce

Truffle
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I once travelled through a place called, London. It was full to bursting with types like this savage. Most of them mumbled about a man called, Big Ben. I’ve never been so discustarded in my whole, entire life.

A Smart Guy
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A Smart Guy

I loved London! I went there last summer and it was awesome. Did you see the clock tower Big Ben? It’s very famous.

sneezy
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sneezy

Achooo!

sneezy
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sneezy

Whew. That was an intense one!

Hey, I talked to that guy and he laughed at me for being nosegay.

DextarClaw9
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//eats popcorn

Mysterious Jim
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Mysterious Jim

“marihuana bong injection” I laughed so hard! one does not simply inject a bong

The masterbation God
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Smoke weed and Jack off nigga