Parenting tips: How to raise her to be a Normal Non-Masturbator

Normal Race Non-Masturbating Girl

Letters From our Readers to TheRev

By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins

Dear Reverend Jenkins, 

In this day of modern distractions such as FaceSpace, Twiddle, Samsung iPhones,  and Rap Music, how am I to raise my sweet daughter to become a Normal Non-Masturbating young lady? 

Sincerely,

A Concerned White Dad 

 

Dear Normal Race Dad,

I am a father too and I also struggled with how to raise my daughters to resist ringing their devils doorbells and allow Satan to go finger spelunking in their SinCaves. I found it is best to get them involved in the right sports, right friends, right Church, and a little stern discipline is the best way to stop them from diddling for the devil. Below is a list of tips that will help guide you to raise an innocent angel so that she grows up to marry and serve a Same Race Normal Husband and birth many Same Race Normal Grandchildren.

God Bless, TheRev Leroy Jenkins

Allow her to only have Normal Friends

 

Never allow her to associate with Non-Normals

 

Make sure she stays involved in healthy Normal Sports to keep her occupied

 


Never allow her to be involved in Non-Normal Sports, they are sponsored by Big Masturbation

 

Have her attend a Normal Church

 

Stay away from Non-Normal Fake Churches

 

Finally regular Prayer Sessions in the Menstrual Hut will make her submissive, holy, and nip insolence in the bud.

 

BONUS: Regular Bathing in Lonnie’s Golden Shower of Truth Light.

 

 

TheRev Leory Jenkins is a Sr, Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC.

785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu

 

 

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TheRev Leroy Jenkins
About TheRev Leroy Jenkins 36 Articles
TheRev Leroy Jenkins was born the oldest of 13 children in a small farm town of Sweet Apple, Oh. While on the farm he learned to fear god, a woman's place is in the kitchen, a mans place is to be the head of the household, and masturbation is a sin. At 18 TheRev left his small town and moved to Seattle to attend college, while there he was tempted by some filthy pot-weed injecting hippies to try masturbations, this led to a downward spiral of ellis dee bong hits, pot weed injections, listening to Milli Vanilli, and holding a sign saying "Will self rape for McNuggets." He was at his lowest point in his life when he was saved by Lonnie Childs of the Stop Masturbation Now church, Lonnie took him in, bathed him in his Holy Golden Shower of Truth, and educated him in FaithFacts™ and Brother Lonnie's University of FaithFacts™ in Stafford, AZ. TheRev was an avid student and earned his PHD of FaithFacts™ from B.L.U.FF and was sent out on a Mission to spread Lonnie's word to heathen Amish-Mexicans in rural Ohio. TheRev now resides in Ohio and runs the Ohio B.L.U.FF campus in Homersville, Oh with his 5 Same Race Assigned Spouses and his 23 Normal children. Brother Leroy is Senior Staff writer for B.L.U.FF Press LLC. In 2011 TheRev was awarded The Pulitzer Prize and Edward G. Murrow Award for his in depth expose' on the Myth of the Female Orgasm.
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62 Comments on Parenting tips: How to raise her to be a Normal Non-Masturbator

    • Dear Non-Normal Masturbater, Please remove your name from our Holy Netsite, it is Non-Normal and Offensive, also this is a child friendly family netsite, please refrain from using profanity in on our netpage. God Bless, TheRev

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      • Why don't you just put on a white robe, a white mask, put KKK on it and run around with a burning cross. Cause that is what you are acting like Fake Leroy Jenkins!! EVERYONE I FOUDN THE REAL LEROY JENKINS, HE IS AWESOME. THIS GUY IS A KKK GUY RUN!!!

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  1. Please! somebody tell me that this page is a fucking joke! I am from another country and i can't believe that this! It's so wrong the information in this place! You people said that jesus is love... but you promoved hate to another people for been diferent... that no make sense at all!

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    • "but you promoved hate to another people for been diferent" Need I say anymore than this about the dangers of associating with Non-Normals? God Bless, TheRev

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      • You are a Joke Fake Leroy Jenkins. You are nothing but a KKK guy.. You proved it in those pictures.. Showing African Americans as not normal.. WHy cause there skin is very dark? Guess what shit head they have the same stuff as us.. You are a RACIST PIG!!

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  2. I would like to use this opportunity to point out, that we are NOT RACIST.

    We accept people of any ethnicity, be they normal or not.

    We even offer complementary skin bleaching treatments to all new converts! Praise!

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  3. Sick website and against Christianity...wake.up people the devil is speaking through you...

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    • If God and sweet white Baby Jesus are against us, then why did they bless us with the holy hashtag #StopSatan2014?

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      • Saying Jesus is white is racist, and technically he was an Arab. So shut the fuck up.

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        • Dear Non-Normal Masturbationist, Learn your FaithFacts, everyone knows that Jesus was a blond hair, blue eyed, snow white skin Normal. God Bless, TheRev

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      • When in the bible does it actually mention we should judge one another on skin color ? It doesn't . The bible says we judge each other by their fruits . And by what I see here , you have some bitter fruit . Will skin color matter in heaven ? No , we will all be one accord singing praises to out king . Also the bible says that he will raise up a chosen generation , a royal priesthood , and a peculiar people . Peculiar sure doesn mean normal . From one child of the King , a young lady mixed with white and Filipino to another . God bless .

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        • Biblical scholars universally agree that Judas was a nigro from africa and Herod was a Jew. Both these men, from non-normal races, caused our savior to die. Bless.

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          • Pasty, I forgot to send you the memo, we no longer refer to the as "Nigro" on our Holy Netsite, it is no longer politically correct, they prefer to be called "The Coloreds." God Bless, TheRev

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  4. God isn't real, masturbation is good for you, and Jews are smarter than white people.

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  5. While reading this, I took a big fat shit in my hand and started beating off with it... Hail Satan!!

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  6. God, that's so fucking hot. but i can resist it, lol~ PRAISE JESUS

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  7. "to resist ringing their devils doorbells and allow Satan to go finger spelunking in their SinCaves." Need I say more ._.?

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  8. LOL Religion is slowly dying because of people like you, the new generations dont give a fuck about your retrograde manners while science keep achieving more and more.

    by the way... im "raping" myself while writing this.

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      • So are you telling me a tale of an old man talking to animals, gathering them on a Giant Ark, have more sense?, did Noah wait for the Kangaroos to travel across the world to close the gate?, lol you guys are nuts

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  9. I hope to the mother that this just a joke...it is, right? Jesus fuck, I hope it is. 🙂

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  10. This is the most racist post I have ever seen. Black people are non-normal? Assholes. God is not real. And masturbating is good for the body, it relieves stress. Dumb-fucks, what normal child would want their parents to teach them to hate their bodies? No likes this site except idiotic people like "TheRev". Cartoon characters are not good comparisons to real life situations. Many christians support hockey or soccer. And many Christian families have children who masturbate and adults. I taught my children how to properly masturbate from the day they learned to walk, if they are old enough to walk the walk, they are old enough to jibber their giblets. Masturbation is a beautiful gift from your fake God and I showed my kids how to do it and do it right. Fuck you freaks to hell.

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  11. So you are a racist HomoGay™ pedophile who is going around all willy nilly teaching children to self-rape........and we are the ones that have the problem? SMHH (Shaking My Holy Head)

    This is a family friendly holy netsite for Normals, please remove yourself. I'm praying at you! God Bless, TheRev

    PS: We have forwarded your comment to the FBI.

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    • OMG the FBI!! did you call them by praying?, dont you think they got more important things to do rather than helping a Christian Psycho who got offended by a post on a website?

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    • Wtf r they gonna do, take him to jail for telling the truth? What do you have against minorities anyway?!?

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      • We have nothing against the Normals Minorities, we are fighting against the sin that is spread by the Non-Normals Minorities. Why are you spreading your hate speech racist talk on our family friendly netsite? God Bless, TheRev

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  12. Hail Satan and masturbate. The KKK is good and incest porn is best. I am hitlers bitch and one day we'll all come together and have one big CIRCLE JERK

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  13. waitup guys, i can only type so fast with one hand, the other one is busy in "self raping" lmao!

    like if u came to know about this website on 9GAG, or if u think brazzers is the best!

    PS : what about brown folks?

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  14. Hi, I'm a young 18 year old white girl. I just looove diddling for the devil. Flicking the bean and sloshing around in my lovely "sincave". But you know what's better? When my sexy back girlfriend does it for me. I love it when she rubs her long ebony fingers inside me. It gets me so randy. I know Jesus approves, cause he's all I scream.

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  15. There is no such thing as a normal person, nor is there a normal race. there is only ignorance and stupidity enforcing these wicked ideas.

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    • Dear Miss Stefanie, Yes there are Normals & Non-Normals. Normals are Holy, Don't Masturbate, and look like sweet white baby Jesus. Non-Normals are soulless masturbating apelike whore-mongers, Gingers are especially soulless and Non-Normals. The Non-Normals make Baby Jesus cry and will be condemned to the 3rd level of Hell. So, yes young lady, there are Normals and Non-Normals. God Bless, TheRev

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      • Holy shit you are stupid. If these so called "non normals" are so bad, then why are they on earth in the first place?!? This is utter bullshit because you aren't feeding children to be Christian. You are teaching them how to be close minded rasist fools. If I'm a non normal and I'm going to hell then I'll see your retarded ass there. Because at the end of the day I didn't choose to be black, but I am who I am and I'm proud. And people like you make me sick. Go kill yourself

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      • Gingers are soul-less? Are you really that fucking stupid you altar boy fiddling fuck wit? Both my twin sons are "ginger". They're only two years old and haven't discovered their penises yet.... like all children do. Are they non-normal too? Man, it's days like this that i wish I could reach down the cable and punch people like you, right in the stupid. I can't believe that you are convinced of your own morally superior bull shit.

        PS: GO FUCK YOURSELF.

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  16. hahahaha, all of you are fucking idiots....really, Leroy Jenkins. That's as obious as your moms fat ass. Best troll page I've seen in a while. Praise JESUS, i cut of my durty part so that I will never masturbate!

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  17. technically speaking us "normals" are genetically inferior to " non normals" because of our weakness to the sun. just sayin,

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    • Nonsense, our bodies are far better at absorbing Vitamin D from the sun.

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      • Vitamin D versus no sunburn and lesser risk of skin cancer? I'd rather be "non normal", I could get enough vitamin D from other sources anyways

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  18. I´m gay, i masturbate, i like it in the ass, i like to suck dick, i have a boyfriend, i hear black clothes, and i even use make up! problem you mad? What am I a demon or something? this page is just totally sick, made by retarded people, masturbation is one of the most important fases of young ppl lives its a huge part of our self learning, and you're saying that black people arent normal people? Cmon dudes go f**ck yourselfs. Its because of guys like you that I AM ATHEIST and i'm proud of it! But you know what? I feel even more proud for being GAY.

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  19. This is the funniest fucking thing I have read in a long time. Seriously how can some of you believe this is real, this is written by fucking "Leroy Jenkins." This entire site is a literal joke. I'm gonna keep reading this is the best

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