Letters From our Readers to TheRev
By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins
Dear Reverend Jenkins,
In this day of modern distractions such as FaceSpace, Twiddle, Samsung iPhones, and Rap Music, how am I to raise my sweet daughter to become a Normal Non-Masturbating young lady?
A Concerned White Dad
Dear Normal Race Dad,
I am a father too and I also struggled with how to raise my daughters to resist ringing their devils doorbells and allow Satan to go finger spelunking in their SinCaves. I found it is best to get them involved in the right sports, right friends, right Church, and a little stern discipline is the best way to stop them from diddling for the devil. Below is a list of tips that will help guide you to raise an innocent angel so that she grows up to marry and serve a Same Race Normal Husband and birth many Same Race Normal Grandchildren.
God Bless, TheRev Leroy Jenkins
Allow her to only have Normal Friends
Never allow her to associate with Non-Normals
Make sure she stays involved in healthy Normal Sports to keep her occupied
Never allow her to be involved in Non-Normal Sports, they are sponsored by Big Masturbation
Have her attend a Normal Church
Stay away from Non-Normal Fake Churches
Finally regular Prayer Sessions in the Menstrual Hut will make her submissive, holy, and nip insolence in the bud.
BONUS: Regular Bathing in Lonnie’s Golden Shower of Truth Light.
TheRev Leory Jenkins is a Sr, Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC.
785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu