Letters From our Readers to TheRev
By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins
Dear Reverend Jenkins,
In this day of modern distractions such as FaceSpace, Twiddle, Samsung iPhones, and Rap Music, how am I to raise my sweet daughter to become a Normal Non-Masturbating young lady?
Sincerely,
A Concerned White Dad
Dear Normal Race Dad,
I am a father too and I also struggled with how to raise my daughters to resist ringing their devils doorbells and allow Satan to go finger spelunking in their SinCaves. I found it is best to get them involved in the right sports, right friends, right Church, and a little stern discipline is the best way to stop them from diddling for the devil. Below is a list of tips that will help guide you to raise an innocent angel so that she grows up to marry and serve a Same Race Normal Husband and birth many Same Race Normal Grandchildren.
God Bless, TheRev Leroy Jenkins
Allow her to only have Normal Friends
Never allow her to associate with Non-Normals
Make sure she stays involved in healthy Normal Sports to keep her occupied
Never allow her to be involved in Non-Normal Sports, they are sponsored by Big Masturbation
Have her attend a Normal Church
Stay away from Non-Normal Fake Churches
Finally regular Prayer Sessions in the Menstrual Hut will make her submissive, holy, and nip insolence in the bud.
BONUS: Regular Bathing in Lonnie’s Golden Shower of Truth Light.
TheRev Leory Jenkins is a Sr, Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC.
785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu
What the actual FUCK is this shit.
Dear Non-Normal Masturbater, Please remove your name from our Holy Netsite, it is Non-Normal and Offensive, also this is a child friendly family netsite, please refrain from using profanity in on our netpage. God Bless, TheRev
Dear non-normal non-masturbater, you are really insane 🙂
I love masturbation
Why don’t you just put on a white robe, a white mask, put KKK on it and run around with a burning cross. Cause that is what you are acting like Fake Leroy Jenkins!! EVERYONE I FOUDN THE REAL LEROY JENKINS, HE IS AWESOME. THIS GUY IS A KKK GUY RUN!!!
Please! somebody tell me that this page is a fucking joke! I am from another country and i can’t believe that this! It’s so wrong the information in this place! You people said that jesus is love… but you promoved hate to another people for been diferent… that no make sense at all!
“but you promoved hate to another people for been diferent” Need I say anymore than this about the dangers of associating with Non-Normals? God Bless, TheRev
You are a Joke Fake Leroy Jenkins. You are nothing but a KKK guy.. You proved it in those pictures.. Showing African Americans as not normal.. WHy cause there skin is very dark? Guess what shit head they have the same stuff as us.. You are a RACIST PIG!!
I would like to use this opportunity to point out, that we are NOT RACIST.
We accept people of any ethnicity, be they normal or not.
We even offer complementary skin bleaching treatments to all new converts! Praise!
Sick website and against Christianity…wake.up people the devil is speaking through you…
If God and sweet white Baby Jesus are against us, then why did they bless us with the holy hashtag #StopSatan2014?
Saying Jesus is white is racist, and technically he was an Arab. So shut the fuck up.
Dear Non-Normal Masturbationist, Learn your FaithFacts, everyone knows that Jesus was a blond hair, blue eyed, snow white skin Normal. God Bless, TheRev
He has brown hair moron!!!!!
So is Satan.
When in the bible does it actually mention we should judge one another on skin color ? It doesn’t . The bible says we judge each other by their fruits . And by what I see here , you have some bitter fruit . Will skin color matter in heaven ? No , we will all be one accord singing praises to out king . Also the bible says that he will raise up a chosen generation , a royal priesthood , and a peculiar people . Peculiar sure doesn mean normal . From one child of the King ,… Read more »
Biblical scholars universally agree that Judas was a nigro from africa and Herod was a Jew. Both these men, from non-normal races, caused our savior to die. Bless.
Pasty, I forgot to send you the memo, we no longer refer to the as “Nigro” on our Holy Netsite, it is no longer politically correct, they prefer to be called “The Coloreds.” God Bless, TheRev
God isn’t real, masturbation is good for you, and Jews are smarter than white people.
While reading this, I took a big fat shit in my hand and started beating off with it… Hail Satan!!
God, that’s so fucking hot. but i can resist it, lol~ PRAISE JESUS
“to resist ringing their devils doorbells and allow Satan to go finger spelunking in their SinCaves.” Need I say more ._.?
“diddling for the devil” I am laughing so hard right now.
LOL you guys are amazing trolls, took me sometime to figure it:P
This is just Nazi talking
LOL Religion is slowly dying because of people like you, the new generations dont give a fuck about your retrograde manners while science keep achieving more and more.
by the way… im “raping” myself while writing this.
How original. We’ve never heard that one before…
So are you telling me a tale of an old man talking to animals, gathering them on a Giant Ark, have more sense?, did Noah wait for the Kangaroos to travel across the world to close the gate?, lol you guys are nuts
Kangaroos are from Austria, they didn’t have far to travel.
It’s Australia, Einstein…
I’m cracking up so hard rn
This website made my day. Thank you sweet white Jesus for the Internet.
I hope to the mother that this just a joke…it is, right? Jesus fuck, I hope it is. 🙂
This is the most racist post I have ever seen. Black people are non-normal? Assholes. God is not real. And masturbating is good for the body, it relieves stress. Dumb-fucks, what normal child would want their parents to teach them to hate their bodies? No likes this site except idiotic people like “TheRev”. Cartoon characters are not good comparisons to real life situations. Many christians support hockey or soccer. And many Christian families have children who masturbate and adults. I taught my children how to properly masturbate from the day they learned to walk, if they are old enough to… Read more »
So you are a racist HomoGay™ pedophile who is going around all willy nilly teaching children to self-rape……..and we are the ones that have the problem? SMHH (Shaking My Holy Head)
This is a family friendly holy netsite for Normals, please remove yourself. I’m praying at you! God Bless, TheRev
PS: We have forwarded your comment to the FBI.
OMG the FBI!! did you call them by praying?, dont you think they got more important things to do rather than helping a Christian Psycho who got offended by a post on a website?
Yes, I prayed AT them. God Bless, TheRev
Wtf r they gonna do, take him to jail for telling the truth? What do you have against minorities anyway?!?
We have nothing against the Normals Minorities, we are fighting against the sin that is spread by the Non-Normals Minorities. Why are you spreading your hate speech racist talk on our family friendly netsite? God Bless, TheRev
Hail Satan and masturbate. The KKK is good and incest porn is best. I am hitlers bitch and one day we’ll all come together and have one big CIRCLE JERK
waitup guys, i can only type so fast with one hand, the other one is busy in “self raping” lmao!
like if u came to know about this website on 9GAG, or if u think brazzers is the best!
PS : what about brown folks?
So, jesus teach you to be racist?
Hi, I’m a young 18 year old white girl. I just looove diddling for the devil. Flicking the bean and sloshing around in my lovely “sincave”. But you know what’s better? When my sexy back girlfriend does it for me. I love it when she rubs her long ebony fingers inside me. It gets me so randy. I know Jesus approves, cause he’s all I scream.
There is no such thing as a normal person, nor is there a normal race. there is only ignorance and stupidity enforcing these wicked ideas.
Dear Miss Stefanie, Yes there are Normals & Non-Normals. Normals are Holy, Don’t Masturbate, and look like sweet white baby Jesus. Non-Normals are soulless masturbating apelike whore-mongers, Gingers are especially soulless and Non-Normals. The Non-Normals make Baby Jesus cry and will be condemned to the 3rd level of Hell. So, yes young lady, there are Normals and Non-Normals. God Bless, TheRev
Holy shit you are stupid. If these so called “non normals” are so bad, then why are they on earth in the first place?!? This is utter bullshit because you aren’t feeding children to be Christian. You are teaching them how to be close minded rasist fools. If I’m a non normal and I’m going to hell then I’ll see your retarded ass there. Because at the end of the day I didn’t choose to be black, but I am who I am and I’m proud. And people like you make me sick. Go kill yourself
Gingers are soul-less? Are you really that fucking stupid you altar boy fiddling fuck wit? Both my twin sons are “ginger”. They’re only two years old and haven’t discovered their penises yet…. like all children do. Are they non-normal too? Man, it’s days like this that i wish I could reach down the cable and punch people like you, right in the stupid. I can’t believe that you are convinced of your own morally superior bull shit.
PS: GO FUCK YOURSELF.
i masturbated to this ha
hahahaha, all of you are fucking idiots….really, Leroy Jenkins. That’s as obious as your moms fat ass. Best troll page I’ve seen in a while. Praise JESUS, i cut of my durty part so that I will never masturbate!
technically speaking us “normals” are genetically inferior to ” non normals” because of our weakness to the sun. just sayin,
Nonsense, our bodies are far better at absorbing Vitamin D from the sun.
Vitamin D versus no sunburn and lesser risk of skin cancer? I’d rather be “non normal”, I could get enough vitamin D from other sources anyways
People, this website is obviously a troll.
This is the funniest thing i’ve read in quite a while. Great work !
I´m gay, i masturbate, i like it in the ass, i like to suck dick, i have a boyfriend, i hear black clothes, and i even use make up! problem you mad? What am I a demon or something? this page is just totally sick, made by retarded people, masturbation is one of the most important fases of young ppl lives its a huge part of our self learning, and you’re saying that black people arent normal people? Cmon dudes go f**ck yourselfs. Its because of guys like you that I AM ATHEIST and i’m proud of it! But you… Read more »
You’re a HomoGay? We can save you before you get the Bad AIDS. God Bless, TheRev
This is the funniest fucking thing I have read in a long time. Seriously how can some of you believe this is real, this is written by fucking “Leroy Jenkins.” This entire site is a literal joke. I’m gonna keep reading this is the best
….This is so racist it hurts…
I came to this site 😉
Pervert!
FUCK YOUR PUSSY RIGHT IN HER PUSSY!!!
Dude, come on this is a joke site!