My dear friends in Christ.
To avoid the near occasion of self rape sin, B.L.U.F.F. recommends individuals take up a hobby or seasonal pursuit. One such endeavour is pumpkin carving.
The above chart illustrates just how easy it is to have a fun filled afternoon carving a pumpkin.
Author: Cassidy Pen
Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen, a retired US Marine, Actor, and Security Head-Receiver at B.L.U.F.F. Female Intake, now writes for a number of nationally respected news agencies. A winner of the prestigious Bill O'Reily "No-Spin" Award, Cassidy also runs a daytime street ministry to save souls from the sin of self rape. An avid hunter and manufacturer of distilled spirits, Cassidy would probably be found deep in the woods during his free time.
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How marvellous! It sure beats basket weaving.
Looks like a good time to me!
What a pleasurable pumpkin he created! Thank you for this Brother Cassidy!
I want a 12 inch cucumber.
It’s meant to be a sexual joke. The hole is for the penis to be inserted in the hold for his sexual pleasure. You guys are the dumbest assholes ever.
You masturbators sure have active, depraved imaginations! Praying at you now.
This site is a disgrace to everything I stand for. This false prophet imposter should be out carving veins into cucumber s and inserting them into his anus. Begone foul imposters.
Praying at him??? shouldn’t it be praying for him?? context man please.
I love this post, how can you guys know it isn’t suppose to reference that? proof please I would love to see some thank you
You are sick.
I love carving veins into cucumbers and inserting them into my anus.