Self-Rape Prevention

Proper Pumpkin Carving

10723490_10204087491563440_1964236541_nMy dear friends in Christ.

To avoid the near occasion of self rape sin, B.L.U.F.F. recommends individuals take up a hobby or seasonal pursuit. One such endeavour is pumpkin carving.

The above chart illustrates just how easy it is to have a fun filled afternoon carving a pumpkin.

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Truffle
6 years ago

How marvellous! It sure beats basket weaving.

Lonnie Childs
Admin
6 years ago

Looks like a good time to me!

Christina Mcierncock Rubright

What a pleasurable pumpkin he created! Thank you for this Brother Cassidy!

scootermcshooter
scootermcshooter
6 years ago

I want a 12 inch cucumber.

Michael
Michael
6 years ago

It’s meant to be a sexual joke. The hole is for the penis to be inserted in the hold for his sexual pleasure. You guys are the dumbest assholes ever.

Lonnie Childs
Admin
6 years ago
Reply to  Michael

You masturbators sure have active, depraved imaginations! Praying at you now.

Lonnie Childs (the one and only)
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

This site is a disgrace to everything I stand for. This false prophet imposter should be out carving veins into cucumber s and inserting them into his anus. Begone foul imposters.

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None of you business
6 years ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

Praying at him??? shouldn’t it be praying for him?? context man please.

None of you business
None of you business
6 years ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

I love this post, how can you guys know it isn’t suppose to reference that? proof please I would love to see some thank you

Lonnie Childs
Admin
6 years ago

You are sick.

Lonnie Childs (the one and only)

I love carving veins into cucumbers and inserting them into my anus.