Self-Rape Prevention

Proper Pumpkin Carving

10723490_10204087491563440_1964236541_nMy dear friends in Christ.

To avoid the near occasion of self rape sin, B.L.U.F.F. recommends individuals take up a hobby or seasonal pursuit. One such endeavour is pumpkin carving.

The above chart illustrates just how easy it is to have a fun filled afternoon carving a pumpkin.

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Truffle
10 years ago

How marvellous! It sure beats basket weaving.

Lonnie Childs
Admin
10 years ago

Looks like a good time to me!

Christina Mcierncock Rubright

What a pleasurable pumpkin he created! Thank you for this Brother Cassidy!

scootermcshooter
scootermcshooter
10 years ago

I want a 12 inch cucumber.

Michael
Michael
10 years ago

It’s meant to be a sexual joke. The hole is for the penis to be inserted in the hold for his sexual pleasure. You guys are the dumbest assholes ever.

Lonnie Childs
Admin
10 years ago
Reply to  Michael

You masturbators sure have active, depraved imaginations! Praying at you now.

Lonnie Childs (the one and only)
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

This site is a disgrace to everything I stand for. This false prophet imposter should be out carving veins into cucumber s and inserting them into his anus. Begone foul imposters.

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None of you business
10 years ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

Praying at him??? shouldn’t it be praying for him?? context man please.

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None of you business
10 years ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

I love this post, how can you guys know it isn’t suppose to reference that? proof please I would love to see some thank you

Lonnie Childs
Admin
10 years ago

You are sick.

Lonnie Childs (the one and only)

I love carving veins into cucumbers and inserting them into my anus.