Parents, Do you ever lie awake at night worrying your children are masturbating?
I know I sure did, that was until I started tucking my 23 Same Race Normal Children to bed safely wrapped up in the Uncle Lonnie’s “No-Wankie Blankie”.
Now I can rest assured that my boys will not be tempted to shake their SinSticks or the girls will not be Jibbering their Girly Bits.
- hourly finger sniff checks for the girls
- no more crusty tube socks in the boys room
- no more sleepless nights
Made in the USA
This new product from SMN Industries is made from Monsanto’s Eco-Friendly SoyRich blend Nylon, Heavy Duty Durable Velcro to keep little hands, mouths, and fingers safely away from the Sin Zones, and it is machine washable. It comes in sizes from Infant to Teens, and all sizes in between.
Kid Tested, Mom Approved!
Now you can keep your children free from Self-Rape 24/7/365 by using The Anti-Masturbation Cross by Day and The Uncle Lonnie’s “No Wankie Blankie by night”
To order your Uncle Lonnie’s “No-Wankie Blankie” for only $199.00 (plus S&H) call (785)273-0325
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