B.L.U.F.F. – My Dear Friends in Christ, you have been recently enlightened on this Holy Webpage with guidelines to prevent masturbation in your young daughter’s life. The B.L.U.F.F. Finger Sniff Test was presented with the blessings of the Faith Facts Eldership. It has also been proven to be a most effective method in curtailing the occurence of masturbation sin within our daughters.
Recently, this publication has come under scrutiny for this column. Non-normal masturbationists have organized protests and DOS attacks against SMN.org and the facebook equivalent, STOP Masturbation NOW – The Original.
Relentless abuse has poured in from operatives of Big Masturbation and the Non-normal Left. Their anti-family attempts to defame B.L.U.F.F. and the SMN movement through use of unsubstantiated proclamations and their own shaky morals developed with the devil’s hand as their guide.
One non-normal attacked this webpage with an almost incoherent rant, no doubt written under the influence of narcotics.
“oh my god!!! are you joking???
This is so stupid , PREVENT self rape?
you must to live in the prehistory!
you must be an asexual!!!
you are so sick!!!!
All this page is a stupid and offensive thing,
Smelling your daughters fingers for her vaginal juices sounds like a child molester.” – self rape
 Failing to capitalize “God” is a very lowly display and smear upon Christianity as a whole and especially within the SMN Community. While open debate is encouraged on this webpage, open hostility toward our beliefs and morals is not tolerated and will not bring favour upon a non-normal’s argument.
 Questioning the need to prevent self rape is the foundation of the devil’s will and influence in the lives of the unsaved. Again, open debate cannot proceed when the very pillar of the SMN Movement is discounted in such a manner.
 Indecipherable sentence structure does not lead to any kind of understanding by the reader, whether using logical reasoning or literal techniques. It is up to sheer interpretation when attempting to understand what the complainant may or may not be communicating. Also, term asexual can be defined as “sex with one’s self,” or self-rape, the very sin this organization attempts to prevent.
 Along with the before mentioned confusion the reader encounters when attempting to decipher the grammar and sentence structure of the writer, there is no reference to any moral or legal law that would deem the B.L.U.F.F. Finger Sniff as “stupid” or “offensive.”
 The logical fallacy of the slippery slope is certainly at play with this insulting remark. Sure, it may be true that a child molester may or may not sniff the fingers of a young child. A child molester might also read the morning newspaper or have coffee with his breakfast. Does that make every person who reads the newspaper or drink coffee a child molester” Of course not. That would be ridiculous. Hitler had a dog. Should we protest dog owners and call them nazis?
It is easy to see how the arguments of the non-normal left deteriorate with only minor analysis.