The Finger Sniff Test-Where Non-Normal Arguments Fail

Non-Normals Have Attacked Without a Full Understanding of Biblical Law or An Effective Use of Grammar and Reason.

B.L.U.F.F. – My Dear Friends in Christ, you have been recently enlightened on this Holy Webpage with guidelines to prevent masturbation in your young daughter’s life. The B.L.U.F.F. Finger Sniff Test was presented with the blessings of the Faith Facts Eldership. It has also been proven to be a most effective method in curtailing the occurence of masturbation sin within our daughters.

Recently, this publication has come under scrutiny for this column. Non-normal masturbationists have organized protests and DOS attacks against and the facebook equivalent, STOP Masturbation NOW – The Original.

Relentless abuse has poured in from operatives of Big Masturbation and the Non-normal Left. Their anti-family attempts to defame B.L.U.F.F. and the SMN movement through use of unsubstantiated proclamations and their own shaky morals developed with the devil’s hand as their guide.

One non-normal attacked this webpage with an almost incoherent rant, no doubt written under the influence of narcotics.

“oh my god[1]!!! are you joking???
This is so stupid , PREVENT self rape[2]?
you must to live in the prehistory[3]!
you must be an asexual[3]!!!
you are so sick!!!!
All this page is a stupid and offensive thing,[4]
Smelling your daughters fingers for her vaginal juices sounds like a child molester.[5]” – self rape

[1] Failing to capitalize “God” is a very lowly display and smear upon Christianity as a whole and especially within the SMN Community. While open debate is encouraged on this webpage, open hostility toward our beliefs and morals is not tolerated and will not bring favour upon a non-normal’s argument.

[2] Questioning the need to prevent self rape is the foundation of the devil’s will and influence in the lives of the unsaved. Again, open debate cannot proceed when the very pillar of the SMN Movement is discounted in such a manner.

[3] Indecipherable sentence structure does not lead to any kind of understanding by the reader, whether using logical reasoning or literal techniques. It is up to sheer interpretation when attempting to understand what the complainant may or may not be communicating. Also, term asexual can be defined as “sex with one’s self,” or self-rape, the very sin this organization attempts to prevent.

[4] Along with the before mentioned confusion the reader encounters when attempting to decipher the grammar and sentence structure of the writer, there is no reference to any moral or legal law that would deem the B.L.U.F.F. Finger Sniff as “stupid” or “offensive.”

[5] The logical fallacy of the slippery slope is certainly at play with this insulting remark. Sure, it may be true that a child molester may or may not sniff the fingers of a young child. A child molester might also read the morning newspaper or have coffee with his breakfast. Does that make every person who reads the newspaper or drink coffee a child molester” Of course not. That would be ridiculous. Hitler had a dog. Should we protest dog owners and call them nazis?

It is easy to see how the arguments of the non-normal left deteriorate with only minor analysis.

About Cassidy Pen 80 Articles
Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen, a retired US Marine, Actor, and Security Head-Receiver at B.L.U.F.F. Female Intake, now writes for a number of nationally respected news agencies. A winner of the prestigious Bill O'Reily "No-Spin" Award, Cassidy also runs a daytime street ministry to save souls from the sin of self rape. An avid hunter and manufacturer of distilled spirits, Cassidy would probably be found deep in the woods during his free time.
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19 Comments on The Finger Sniff Test-Where Non-Normal Arguments Fail

  1. Another complete and utter evisceration of a barely literate masturbator. Of all the duties that you undertake as a high elder and deacon, Brother Cassidy, deciphering the incoherent ramblings of deranged self-rapists has to be the most challenging. Bless you!

    • There should be a law that makes people like you and your butt-slaves “public domain”. if you know what i mean… bet not…

  2. I will say this before you remove it. I have yet to come up with a single, original post that hasn’t been said a million times before. I’m also a pathetic alcoholic. Hahahahahaha

  3. While I appreciate the anti-fun sentiment, I do not condone this type of child abuse. I think there is a better ways to stop masturbation: Complete removal of the genitals of both “genders”. This way all human beings will be sexless and completely equal. An androgynous society is what all true feminists strive for, and would at least prevent race mixing and rape (self or otherwise).

  4. It is very obvious that people that masturbate are less educated than people who abstain from such filth.

  5. Wow…I feel like I’m being punked. This site is for real??? Whomever’s website this is…is a moronic joke for christian…or even a human being. Finger smell lol…dumbass. You know…when you do finally meet God, he may…no he will laugh at you and call you a dumbass too.

  6. I think we can all agree that every single person who runs and actively participates in this website, is unequivocally and absolutely, mentally ill. May your minds return to you someday, hopefully before your children grow up and acquire the good sense to slit your throats in your sleep. Have a good one, you deeply disturbed mother fuckers.

  7. This entire site is run by ultra-conservative prudes who actively brainwash,slander, and libel others to advance their own ridiculous agenda. The amount of foolishness, idiocracy, and anti-Left propoganda is overwhelming. I fail to see why they have to force their opinion on literally everyone that has the misfortune to come across this site. With that I close.

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