The Five Sins of Buying a Sex Toy

My dear friends in Christ. My daily street ministry preaching Brother Lonnie’s SMN message takes me frequently to the local Adult Book/Head Shop in my town’s downtown area. The best ears for Lonnie’s Holy Word are those most infected with sin.

Here’s the truth. Masturbation IS a sin, punishable by an eternity in hell. Secondly, the secular world, under the leadership of Satan, has stomped the peddle to the floor on sexual temptations designed to stain little Johnny’s drawers and dampen sweet Sally’s Strawberry Patch silkies.

Instead of just going along with the pull that Big Masturbation has on those around you, you, who wish for God’s mercy to save your family from a lake of fire, resist and forbid Satan, and for that, we give praise to God.

As you know, the tentacles of Big Masturbation have slithered into human commerce, creating a mainstream industry of masturbation assistance apparatus, more commonly known as sex toys. The industry is so big and booming now you can even design your sex doll so you’re able to have some real fun with a design of your own.

Self rape sin at the touch of a button. The end times are surely approaching.

If you’re actually venturing out to buy your own glass dildo, fleshlight, or personal set of anal beads, know that you’re in dutch with Jesus, because of the following sins.

Unholy Anticipation

I see it. The eyes of the tormented soul, under the grasp of Satan, entering the smut shop with a dirty gleam, the same way you’d shudder with anticipation when opening tubev.sex. Science tests have concluded that the sexual areas are already becoming stimulated even AS the sinner is merely THINKING about using (or purchasing) a self-rape device. You see it, too. IN fact, you know of this sin if you’ve ever gone to a sex shop.

Idolatry

Just as the sex-addicted will worship the penis with caresses and kisses, the sex toy self rapist will hold in esteem her Hitachi Magic Wand or Jack Rabbit insertion device. The only difference is that in the first case, circumstances (biblical laws and appointments) dictate the presence of sin. In the case of sex toys, there is no doubt of sin, being it is committed during selfrape.

Selfishness

Instead of fixing dinner for the provider and having a hot meal waiting for him after a tough day at the office or work site, the sex toy sinner is bolo ball busy. Kids go to school badly dressed, without milk money or having their homework checked out for completeness or accuracy. The reason? Listen for a humming sound under Mommy’s skirt.

It’s called SELF-rape because it is exactly that! Raping the SELF…very selfish. Your witness, masturbators!

Shame

Discovery of sex toy use by another person, be it an intimate partner or not, will always create shame in the masturbator. The sinner runs off and hides when self-raping because of shame.

Many times, tests have revealed, actual physical pain results when this type of shame is revealed.

I see this sin inside the people leaving the adult book store, the same ones with glowing eyes when they entered. They’re ALWAYS creepily holding their brown bag close to their person as if it won’t be noticed. Hello! You’ve just been spotted sneaking out of a smut parlor! Of course you’re packing!

Shame is usually the “fork-in-the-road” sin that finally causes action, either repentance, or further decadence, maybe on the corner or behind the gloryhole wall.

Lust

The most obvious sin of sex toy procurement is lust. Why is she adding the “g-spot” attachment to her wand device? Why does she just “got to have” that vibrating clitoris clip? It’s because of the sexual stimulation drive, which is lust, which is also why even straight men also might want to try pegging, or anal penetration by a woman with a strap-on dildo, those that wish to, can learn more here at https://lovegasm.co/blogs/kink/which-positions-work-for-pegging.

That beaded silicone manhood replacement feels good when it penetrates the dirty sin hole. The release of man juice splashed into the back of a velvet coated dork stroker is pleasurable for the deranged masturbator.

It is lust that creates these unhealthy desires.

Conclusion

Brother Lonnie’s Redemption can be yours.

I am aware that I make myself into a broken record, but it is best to avoid the near occasions of sin. Just stay away from those smut peddling adult book stores. Place a parental filter on your computer, even if you don’t have a child or woman in the home.

…and most importantly, remember that salvation awaits those who have taken the SMN Pledge and have washed their sins away in the glory of Lonnie’s Golden Love.

It’s either redemption, or Hell, and you’re the owner of a free will. So,…self determination, or self rape…which course do you choose?