Germany Routs Mexico 7-1

(Stop Masturbation Now)— Germany today routed the Mexican state of Brazil 7-1 in soccer. Germans, using a combination of preserving precious bodily fluids and using only Caucasians proved too much for the very dark skinned Brazilians. At one point in the match Germans scored 4 goals on 10 minutes. A feat unheard of in a sport where the average score is a 0-0 tie.


Tears flowed like water in the Estadio Mineirao in Belo Horizonte as before even half-an-hour had gone, Brazil were 5-0 down, and the final scoreline was 7-1, equaling their worst-ever defeat, 6-0 to Uruguay back in 1920 before the World Cup had even begun.

18 Comments on Germany Routs Mexico 7-1

  1. Germany scored 7, which is common in football. I don’t even know how a football team scores only 1. Do they let them kick the extra point before scoring a touchdown in international football.

      • You fucking dumbass turd burgalur piece of shit, they legitamately got that point from scoring, nigga this is fucking Fifa they don’t give no fucking participating points you dumb ass bitch wtf you stupid hoe life ain’t so fucking rewarding like that participating don’t do shit if you don’t act life isn’t peachy and shit like that. God damn, nigga.

  2. This is perfect example of what can be accomplished by teamwork of non-masturbating professionals of normal ethnicity.

    • No it’s not. I’m pretty sure most of them have sex and shit. Not masturbate because they are fucking athletes . Stop being a racist assshole and go get laid you fuck.

        • Yeah I don’t read fucking shit bigotry. I hope you fucking pray at me because I ain’t changing I’m a masturbator and I love it. It’s pleasurable, calming, and lowers my chance of prostate cancer by 30%. So I might even masturbate to you.

  3. You guys are the prime example of why religion is terrible. The bible never mentions masturbation. You guys are a bunch of racist asshole. Your religion is stupid, you are also stupid. Fuck you you neo nazis.

    • See Matthew 5:30 you shrieking liberal lunkhead.

      “And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body go into hell.”

  4. It’s hilarious how Christians think they are so fucking holy I gotta gf and I fap also I’m Germanic trust me Germans fap. It’s funny believe in something that might be true haha. I don’t know who’s more fucked up you guys or the WBBC

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