Is Robert Allenby Going too far to Hide his Masturbation Addiction?

(StopMasturbationNow)—Masturbation is the number one cause of lying worldwide. From “just a minute” to “it’s good for you” masturbators lie constantly.

Last weekend, professional golfer and PGA tour pro Robert Allenby told police he was kidnapped, assaulted and robbed Friday night after missing the cut at the Sony Open.

On Monday, reports emerged about conflicting details of Allenby’s story, which the Island Mexican disputed. In text messages to the Golf Channel, Allenby speculated that a homeless woman who had described finding him bloodied on a Honolulu street corner was “getting paid” to relay false details to media.

Allenby’s original account said a homeless woman found him in a park 6½ miles away from the restaurant where he had dinner and was reportedly abducted from earlier in the evening.

According to faithscientists and masturbation experts. Masturbators often will slip into a delirious state where the body will spasm when orgasaming. When this happens the body can collide violently with the floor, table or other objects causing bruising or even broken bones.


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Tiger Woods lost a tooth this week. A sure sign of osteoporosis due to calcium loss from years of masturbation. Orientals masturbate way more than most, also they are born more fragile and womanlike.

5 Comments on Is Robert Allenby Going too far to Hide his Masturbation Addiction?

  1. I have been masturbating for 20+ years and this never happens. No scientific prove to even show this happens.

  2. I masturbated last year while injecting myself with 3 mariguanas and I almost lost my vision and my entire family! Praise Jesus!

  3. Hello, can someone help me? I want to join BLUFF, how do I do that. I am a dominant gendered normal with non-tribal skin color. I wish to join to get help for my recent sin of a threesome with two lesser gendered homogays.

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