Women’s World Cup Soccer Players do Lesbian Sex Act on Field

(StopmasturbationNOW)—This past Sunday was the finale of the 2015 Women’s Soccer World cup. A record number of people worldwide tuned in to watch Americans destroy the Chinese and once and for all get revenge for the cowardly Pearl Harbor attacks.

Initially viewers were in for a treat as the United States jumped out to quick lead en route to an easy victory. However the true horror still came later.

Unsuspecting viewers were terrorized as female soccer player Addie Wombat performed a mouth sex act on her friend in the crowd. Lesbian sex is well known to be disgusting and  a leading cause of masturbation.

in the FIFA Women's World Cup Canada 2015 Final at BC Place Stadium on July 5, 2015 in Vancouver, Canada.
What makes it so sad is the American flag was right there.

 

A basic internets search of hot girl on girl action resulted in over 30 search results. A sign that lesbian sex is taking over our children.

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9 Comments on Women’s World Cup Soccer Players do Lesbian Sex Act on Field

  1. Good one Lemmy (liam)! Easily one of the funniest things you've written. I won't even tease you about your semen stained cowboy hat. Oops, I guess I just did. Oh well, sorry RUMP RANGER...

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  2. Aw , thats cute , you think Kissing is a " sex act " and that Lesbians are bad , lemme guess you Wank it to them so often that you feel the need to justify it with Incredible Displays of sexual frustration and Bigotry ? - Assuming this site isn't Satire for now.

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  3. Not going to lie I can't tell if this website is run by a pedo or a guy who has no life that tries to make jokes

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  4. The first paragraph of your "article" is wrong the Chinese didn't bomb pearl harbour it was the Japanese so as I see it everything after that point is factually wrong like your argument just let people love whoever they want if you don't like what you see don't look it is that simple

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    • Are you historically illiterate? Oh, of course you are. You are a crooked-teeth Brit who received a socialist, secular education from a British public school.

      Of course it was the slants who nuked Pearl Harbor. What other country besides China have yellow people with slanted eyes?

      More on topic, women shouldn't be playing sports. They should stay in the kitchen and serve their husbands.

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