It is not often that the shrill caterwauling of the socially destructive feminist movement could ever be considered to hold something in common with socially responsible Christian conservatism, yet on the subject of self-rape we really should be natural bedfellows [figuratively speaking, of course]. You see, the group that masturbation really harms the most are women, even if they are not emotionally mature enough to acknowledge this truth of the matter. The act of self-rape tends to inure its victim-perpetrators […]
They want to turn our kids into perverts!
The launch of Stop Masturbation Now’s Anti-Masturbation Cross™ has met with unqualified success over the past twenty-four hours, crashing our holy netsite with pre-orders and projecting our bold design to seemingly every corner of the internet. Alas, no good turn goes unpunished – as it seems that the forces of Big Masturbation have already infringed upon our designs for the Anti-Masturbation Cross™ by producing several knock-off prototypes of the device which have been […]