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Sale on B.L.U.F.F. Blinders! Button her Down…

Sale on B.L.U.F.F. Blinders! Button her Down…

Men! Do you take a look around and wonder what kind of hell has gotten into women today? Does your spouse’s eyes frequently wander toward some damned afternoon-killing mall sale where she’s going to run into some jabber-mouthed friend to yak with for hours on end pretending to hide her […]

by October 1, 2014 2 comments Trending
Proper Pumpkin Carving

Proper Pumpkin Carving

My dear friends in Christ. To avoid the near occasion of self rape sin, B.L.U.F.F. recommends individuals take up a hobby or seasonal pursuit. One such endeavour is pumpkin carving. The above chart illustrates just how easy it is to have a fun filled afternoon carving a pumpkin.

by October 1, 2014 11 comments Self-Rape Prevention
B.L.U.F.F. Libary Re-Opens, Receives  New Tank

B.L.U.F.F. Libary Re-Opens, Receives New Tank

Safford AZ-(SMNNN) B.L.U.F.F. library officially re-open, under great ceremony, last evening. The library, having been destroyed in a raging spontaneous fire that had nothing to do with any wizards whatsoever, has been newly renovated, and re-supplied to the fullest capacity. The B.L.U.F.F library now contains every imaginable type of projectile […]

by September 27, 2014 10 comments History, Lifestyle, Supernatural Disaster
The Menstrual Hut

The Menstrual Hut

The Menstrual Hut Procedures and Guidelines *Note: The following is a living document subject to refinement, adjustment, and reinterpretation by Brother Lonnie in conjunction with the B.L.U.F.F. Council of Elders (Eldership). Revisions may occur without notice; however, they become Campus Law as soon as they are bound to print. Any […]

by September 23, 2014 20 comments Faith Fact Series
Mayor of Safford and two local masturbation victims proudly open The Tempura Center

Lonnie Childs Proudly Opens “The Tempura Center For Women.”

Safford, Arizona: Local philanthropist and leader of SMN Ministries, Lonnie Childs, has finished construction of The Tempura Center for Women. SMN spokesman, August Weitz, spoke on behalf of Lonnie Childs when addressing the press today. “All too often, Masturbation takes the form of Rage and Violence, known to all of […]

by September 15, 2014 2 comments Lonnie Childs, Morals
A Button-down Appointed Spouse…

A Button-down Appointed Spouse…

Brother Lonald explains to his followers, The need for Christianity to be at the forefront of preventing self-rape and other flesh sins is apparent. The devil seeks to destroy your soul by breaking down your human structure. Satan knows that a human being built with Jesus as the foundation is […]

by September 15, 2014 6 comments Family Values
Solar flares joins the list of self rape excuses

Masturbator Caught! Blames Solar Flares!

NEWBERRY PALMS, CA – Earlier today, 15 year old Cindy Saccapelli committed the sin of masturbation at her Catholic place of learning. When first responding school officials questioned her, she claimed the stains on her cheerleader uniform were caused by solar flares. The cheerleaders of Our Lady of the Blessed […]

by September 11, 2014 3 comments Science
Faith and Drug Adminstration (FDA) Approves New Masturbation Cessation Aid Masturbutrin®!

Faith and Drug Adminstration (FDA) Approves New Masturbation Cessation Aid Masturbutrin®!

In the race to end masturbation, medical interventions are nothing new, but then again neither are male enhancement drugs such as this https://www.vigrx.com/products/vigrx-organic-bio-maca/ and many others. Since the late 1930s, electroconvulsive therapy has been a mainstay of practitioners who love righteousness and hate sin (Shalavin, 2013). But homogays and masturbators […]

Study Confirms B.L.U.F.F. Men Have Larger Penis Size

Study Confirms B.L.U.F.F. Men Have Larger Penis Size

BLUFF HQ-STAFFORD, AZ – A recent study just concluded by Brother Lonnie’s University of Faith Facts (B.L.U.F.F.) in association with The Foundation for a Better Tomorrow has confirmed what we at the SMN Ministry knew all along – the men of B.L.U.F.F. have substantially larger penis sizes than those of […]

by September 7, 2014 31 comments Faith Fact Series
Masturbation Triggered Japasian Landslides

Masturbation Triggered Japasian Landslides

HIROSHIMA, Japasia – The devastating landslides that rocked Japasia and caused numerous deaths and billions of yen worth of property damage were determined to have been triggered by massive and furious masturbation, according to scientists working for the Foundation For a Better Tomorrow. Although the communist government does not officially […]

by August 25, 2014 26 comments World
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