Self-Rape Alert: Deadpool
SMN Safford, AZ-The tireless duty of Christian Parents to prevent and punish the vile sin of masturbation has become much harder (pardon the pun) since the opening of the box office smash, Deadpool in local […]
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BLUFF Turns Away Syrian Self-Rapists
SAFFORD-AZ Brother Lonnie’s University of FaithFacts (BLUFF) has vowed not to accept any refugees from Syria into their campus in response to the revelation that masturbators may have entered Europe as part of a wave […]
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SMN Self-Rape Alert: ‘Black Mass’
SMN Safford, AZ-A new waste of film depicting violence and masturbation mob activity has been released by Hollywood. “Black Mass,” starring Johnny Deep is the latest screed garnering a code red rating for excessive self-rape […]
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“Scientific Study” Requires Men to Masturbate to Pornography
A “friend” shared a completely disgusting article the other day that claimed a “scientific study” recently found that men ejaculate larger amounts of sperm when they’re with, what they called, “novel” women. I was initially […]
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Masturbation Warning: Dear Abby
Jeanne Phillips, who writes the “Dear Abby” column, has come out as a self-rapist and proponent of the Satanic lifestyle as pushed on society by agents of Big Masturbation. In her latest column, Ms. Phillips […]
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Lonnie Childs Succeeds In Getting Iggy Azalea Tour Canceled
Lonnie Childs has done it again! Word has come down from Iggy Azalea’s management that her ‘Great Escape’ tour has been officially canceled. The alleged rapper, Azalea, has long been considered a tool of the […]
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Masturbation: Offensive Across All Seven Deadly Sins
Safford, AZ – For years, the Stop Masturbation Now! Ministries has warned of and demonstrated the evils of Masturbation. The absolute harm done when one inflicts self rape activity on his or her soul when […]
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A World Gone Mad: Indian Women Advocate Masturbation
A horrifying glimpse into the unrestrained masturbation practices of the average lesser gendered member of Indian society was unceremoniously leaked onto the internet a few days ago. The video, an abomination even with its short […]
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New “Wank Band” Looking for “Beater Testers”
WARNING: Explicit Content. Please remove women, children, and other weak-minded individuals from the room. Make sure your computer or Bing device speakers are turned down. More HERE
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WWE Releases Shameful Masturbation Fodder Video On YouTube
World Wrestling Entertainment sunk to a new low this weekend when they released a three-minute, forty seconds long video titled “Royal Rumble Match: WWE Royal Rumble 2014”. While on the surface it may appear that […]
