Brother Lonnie Accused of Patronizing Ashley Madison

August 28, 2015 8

As the fallout of the Ashley Madison masturbation scandal reaches its climax it’s to be expected the LIEberal elements of the netsites would try to tarnish Brother Lonnie’s saintly visage with tawdry claims that his e-mail account was among the millions exposed by hackers.  The notorious lesbian netsite hacker known simply as “Salazar” has claimed that she found a suspicious e-mail address among the millions released from Ashley Madison internal servers.  The e-mail address in question is NOTlonniechilds6969@stopmasturbationnow.org.  In a […]

BREAKING NEWS: ‘Roller Jerking’ Incident Causes Coaster Derailment

July 7, 2014 9

VALENCIA, CALIF. — (SMNNN) First responders are still working to rescue riders of the “Ninja” roller coaster at Los Angeles area amusement park “Six Flags: Magic Mountain” late Monday evening. The incident happened around 5:30pm Pacific time and left four park goers injured.

Witnesses on the scene said everything seemed to running normally and then all of the sudden one of the cars just “slipped off the tracks” and “crashed into a nearby tree”. Images recovered from the scene also showed […]