TheRev Leroy Jenkins live at UCLA Campus

July 25, 2014 13

I love taking the Stop Masturbation Now message to the Liberal Bastions of the HomoGay Big Masturbation Institutions of Higher Learning and the Self-Raping Liberal youths enrolled there.

TheRev bathing the masturbaters in his Golden Shower of Truth

Today was an especially good day as I beat down the HomoGay Self-Rapist Matt Walker with the good word and bathed him in the Golden Shower of Truth about the sin of Masturbation and what is truly means to be a Normal.

God […]

Puppy Molested-Former SMN Deacon undergoes psychiatric testing

July 20, 2014 9

By TheRev Leroy Jenkins

EDWARDSVILLE, Ill. (BLUFF PRESS) – A southwestern Illinois man found mentally fit to stand trial on charges that he molested a puppy is waiting for court officials to decide if he’s a sexually dangerous person.

The National Report  reports former Stop Masturbation Now Inner Deacon & Same Race Normal 43-year-old Tom Downey has pleaded not guilty to three counts of sexual conduct with a female Rottweiler puppy.

The former SMN Deacon has been undergoing evaluations […]

Web of Trust (WOT)…Agents of Big Masturbation

July 16, 2014 7

Web of “Trust” targets SMN.Org using ridiculous ratings.

The once reliable “Web of Trust” (WOT) add-in for Firefox and Bing-based Browsers has given in to both real and imagined sanctions and bad will brought forth by Big Masturbation against this website. It is truly a sad thing when another reputable guardian for our children gives in to the lures of self-rape.

WOT claims rates “very poor” in trustworthiness and child safety!

There is no clear basis for this ruling. Anyone that reads […]

Mark Zuckerberg Insanely Jealous of Lonnie Childs

July 12, 2014 10

Friday the 27th of June, in the year of our Lonnie, will forever go down in infamy at B.L.U.F.F.  The jealous wrath of Mark FFuckerb Zuckerberg came down on our beloved savior, Lonnie Childs.  Lonnie’s post about the Masturbation Cross or as I prefer to call it, the Celestial Papoose, reached over one million facebookers without “boosting’ (that’s code for paying money) in 24hr4s.  When Jelly made facebook stock go public, we all know what happened with that.  I […]

B.L.U.F.F. Minister & 2 Elders charged in “Alleged” torturing boy, 13, for masturbation incident

July 10, 2014 8

By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins

SAFFORD, AZ. (BLUFF Press, LLC.) The pastor and two members of a Safford, AZ church pleaded not guilty Monday to state charges of beating and threatening the life of a 13-year-old boy caught masturbating into the holy water, who was forced to dig his own grave, authorities said.

Brother Cassidy Pen, 56, Paul Horner, 24, and Nikita Shalavin Jr., 30, allegedly tortured the boy in the church-run group home where he lived, according to a witness report in […]

God and California Thwarts Homo Gay Agenda in San Francisco

July 8, 2014 11

Everyone knows that San Francisco is the center of world hedonism as sex in the streets and homogay parades result in traffic jams where rubbernecked citizens are seemingly shocked daily at the carnival of sin that goes on around them. Like Lott in Sodom, the righteous are left to fend off homogay threats to their children’s backsides and their own purity. The gay population has clutched the power base of the community just as a vulture would clutch the heart […]

Foreskin Smuggling Ring Bust

June 9, 2014 31

According to King Lonald Holy Bible, God told Abraham to circumcise himself, his household and his slaves as a means of discouraging masturbation. For centuries, God-fearing Hebrews have been circumcising their young to promote a healthy, non-masturbatory life style. Typically, they were betrayed by their own kind for few shekels.

Chewing circumcised child foreskin as gum is a disgusting new trend that has been gaining in popularity in Homogay community. Depraved leather clad men will pay as much as $120 a hit (2-3 oz piece of […]

UPDATE – Tracy Morgan More Responsive After Masturbation Wreck

June 9, 2014 3

WEST PALM BEACH, FLA (SMNNN) — Actor Tracy Morgan remains in critical condition but is showing signs of improvement less than 24 hours after the party bus he was riding in was wrecked. Mr. Morgan was able to respond to several questions from investigators today which doctors are saying is quite encouraging and is painting a clearer picture as to what happened late Friday evening.

Morgan was injured when a party bus he was riding in en route to Atlanta, Georgia […]

Big Masturbation Begins Smear Campaign Against American Hero ‘Blue Angels’ Flying Team

June 8, 2014 4


Big Masturbation Anti-Blue Angels Propaganda

WASHINGTON, D.C. (SMMNN) – A study by the U.S. Navy, funded by a Big Masturbation shell corporation think tank, has attempted to sully the good name of stunt flying team the ‘Blue Angels’. Amongst the litany of accusations are charges of supporting a Homogay™ lifestyle and sexual harrassment.

According to the biased study, members of the Blue Angels openly engaged in supporting a Homogay™ lifestyle and flew with homoerotic porngraphic images taped up in their cockpits during […]

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