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Big Masturbation Begins Smear Campaign Against American Hero ‘Blue Angels’ Flying Team

Big Masturbation Begins Smear Campaign Against American Hero ‘Blue Angels’ Flying Team

  WASHINGTON, D.C. (SMMNN) – A study by the U.S. Navy, funded by a Big Masturbation shell corporation think tank, has attempted to sully the good name of stunt flying team the ‘Blue Angels’. Amongst the litany of accusations are charges of supporting a Homogay™ lifestyle and sexual harrassment. According […]

by June 8, 2014 4 comments Politics, Sports, Trending
12 Year Old Girls Charged In Stabbing Of Their Non-Masturbating Friend

12 Year Old Girls Charged In Stabbing Of Their Non-Masturbating Friend

APACHE JUNCTION, Ariz. (SMNNN) – Authorities say two 12 year old central Arizona girls stabbed their 12 year old friend nearly to death to please an organization they learned about online. Both girls were charged with first degree attempted homicide Monday in Maricopa County Circuit Court. The criminal complaint says […]

by June 3, 2014 0 comments Trending
Nearly Every Mass Shooting In The Last 20 Years Shares One Thing In Common, And It Isn’t Weapons

Nearly Every Mass Shooting In The Last 20 Years Shares One Thing In Common, And It Isn’t Weapons

    By; TheRev Leroy Jenkins Safford, AZ –-(stopmasturbationnow.org)- Nearly every mass shooting incident in the last twenty years, and multiple other instances of suicide and isolated shootings all share one thing in common, and its not the weapons used. The overwhelming FaithFact™ evidence suggests the single largest common factor in all of these incidents […]

by June 3, 2014 4 comments Death
Fox News Expert Says That “Masturbation Induced HomoGay™ Impulses” Played Role in Isla Vista Massacre

Fox News Expert Says That “Masturbation Induced HomoGay™ Impulses” Played Role in Isla Vista Massacre

  Dr. Robi Ludwig, who never treated the suspect, was on “Justice with Judge Jeanine” speculating about the tragedy By TheRev Leroy Jenkins Elliot Rodger, the suspect in Friday night’s Isla Vista massacre, which left seven people dead, including Rodger, and 13 wounded, left behind a supply of evidence in the […]

by June 2, 2014 1 comment Big Masturbation, Death
SMN Exclusive Interview

SMN Exclusive Interview

Fred Rogers on his son Elliot   Masturbation, Apple, & Feminism drove him over the edge By TheRev Leroy Jenkins In an exclusive interview with SMN and BLUFF Press, LLC. The father of Elliot Rogers, Fred Rogers, shares his heartbreaking insight into what drove his son to go on a […]

God, Lonnie, and Stop Masturbation Now; Building a Bridge For a Better Future!

God, Lonnie, and Stop Masturbation Now; Building a Bridge For a Better Future!

by May 23, 2014 5 comments Animals
Godzilla: A Documentary Displaying the Dangers of Self Rape

Godzilla: A Documentary Displaying the Dangers of Self Rape

(StopMasturbationNOW)—After nuclear power was proven 100 percent safe, Godzilla producers needed to find another more realistic causation for a creature like Godzilla to exist. Masturbation was the only thing that fit from a scientific point of view. This weekend I had the opportunity to view this Documentary and I was […]

by May 18, 2014 3 comments Animals
Star Wars Wil Wheaton Quits Masturbating: Finds New Life

Star Wars Wil Wheaton Quits Masturbating: Finds New Life

(StopMasturbationNOW)— Wil Wheaton, the controversial actor who was universally disliked in his role as Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars prequels has given up masturbation. After only three months free of self rape, Wil began looking more healthy and found new roles acting in dramas Like NBC’s Chicago Fire.

by May 14, 2014 11 comments Celebrity, Disciples, Lifestyle, Morals
Most men and gay females find the thigh gap irresistible

Thigh Gap and Masturbation

(StopMasturbationNOW)–It is well known that men prefer women with a thigh gap. The thigh gap is a symbol of innocence and purity as the willingness and readiness to procreate are visibly seen. Unfortunately  masturbation causes a buildup of fat and muscle around the thigh area from an overage of orgasms. […]

by May 8, 2014 14 comments Gateway Drug, Money, Science
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