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(StopMasturbationNOW)—After nuclear power was proven 100 percent safe, Godzilla producers needed to find another more realistic causation for a creature like Godzilla to exist. Masturbation was the only thing that fit from a scientific point […]
Men: The invisible victims of female masturbation By; TheRev Leroy Jenkins The twenty-first century has spawned a sort of equal opportunity for female masturbation. It is no longer a predominantly Non-Normal race male issue. In […]
Ever wonder what the name of the sportswear company, ADIDAS, stood for? Wonder no more! Stop Masturbation Now code breakers have deciphered the seemingly nonsensical word and it appears that the slippery tentacles of Big […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)— Wil Wheaton, the controversial actor who was universally disliked in his role as Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars prequels has given up masturbation. After only three months free of self rape, Wil began […]
Teach her about the dangers of masturbation. Do it today. It’s the greatest gift a father can give!
(StopMasturbationNOW)–It is well known that men prefer women with a thigh gap. The thigh gap is a symbol of innocence and purity as the willingness and readiness to procreate are visibly seen. Unfortunately masturbation causes […]
Masturbation is a gateway drug to rape. It also leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease. – Lonnie Childs
In civilized society of old, masturbators were ridiculed and looked down upon. People saw masturbation as a pox and something that caused blindness, fishy smelling fingers, and hairy palms. However, Satan has been hard at […]