Godzilla: A Documentary Displaying the Dangers of Self Rape

May 18, 2014 3

(StopMasturbationNOW)—After nuclear power was proven 100 percent safe, Godzilla producers needed to find another more realistic causation for a creature like Godzilla to exist. Masturbation was the only thing that fit from a scientific point of view.

This weekend I had the opportunity to view this Documentary and I was pleasantly surprised. The theater was fairly clean and the floor was not sticky. Also the temperature seemed just about right. If anything maybe one degree too warm.

Once the movie started it […]

“Spin the Bottle”: A Harmless Rite of Passage or Dangerous Masturbation Ritual?

May 17, 2014 3

Some say that the pre-teen game “spin the bottle” is harmless fun; a time where whimsical memories are created, a rite of passage for many a youth.  The people who believe this couldn’t be more wrong!



There’s nothing more important to a young person than appearing “cool” in the eyes of their peers.  The pressure to circle jerk-off with the “hip” kids at school is an issue […]

Female Masturbation Hurts Him Too

May 16, 2014 9

Men: The invisible victims of female masturbation

By; TheRev Leroy Jenkins

The twenty-first century has spawned a sort of equal opportunity for female masturbation.

It is no longer a predominantly Non-Normal race male issue. In a 2014 poll, taken by the Wellesley College Professor of Women’s Studies, Dr. Raejean Hardon, PHD, statistics showed that women are twice as likely to masturbate during the first five years of marriage.

That rate of masturbation increased ten fold if the husband does not take a […]

Masturbation Mystery Unraveled

May 15, 2014 2

Ever wonder what the name of the sportswear company, ADIDAS, stood for? Wonder no more! Stop Masturbation Now code breakers have deciphered the seemingly nonsensical word and it appears that the slippery tentacles of Big Masturbation have found yet another way to subliminally influence society into thinking that masturbation is “hip” and “cool”!

Star Wars Wil Wheaton Quits Masturbating: Finds New Life

May 14, 2014 11

(StopMasturbationNOW)— Wil Wheaton, the controversial actor who was universally disliked in his role as Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars prequels has given up masturbation. After only three months free of self rape, Wil began looking more healthy and found new roles acting in dramas Like NBC’s Chicago


May 8, 2014 6

Teach her about the dangers of masturbation. Do it today. It’s the greatest gift a father can

Thigh Gap and Masturbation

May 8, 2014 14

(StopMasturbationNOW)–It is well known that men prefer women with a thigh gap. The thigh gap is a symbol of innocence and purity as the willingness and readiness to procreate are visibly seen.

Unfortunately  masturbation causes a buildup of fat and muscle around the thigh area from an overage of orgasms. This buildup hides the thigh gap and makes women seem less desirable to potential Christian mates.

Fathers, it is important that you talk to your daughters about masturbation and to remind them […]

About Masturbation

May 5, 2014 4

Masturbation is a gateway drug to rape. It also leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease.

– Lonnie

Is Masturbation Rape?

May 5, 2014 14

In civilized society of old, masturbators were ridiculed and looked down upon. People saw masturbation as a pox and something that caused blindness, fishy smelling fingers, and hairy palms. However, Satan has been hard at work in changing the mind of man.

Recently, masturbation has been labeled “okay”, “cool” and “acceptable” by the hipster liberal agenda. They hope to use masturbation to desensitize people to the point they believe the unholy left wing creed. Even the Illegal United Nations is now […]

1 9 10 11
%d bloggers like this: