Youth Caught Self Raping

June 23, 2016 64

When Dana Pridemore of Evanston, IL climbed the stairs of her family’s two-story suburban home to  retire for the evening, all she had on her mind was her Harper’s Magazine and a few segments of the Tonight Show before turning in.

She visited her daughter Sarah, who at the tender age of eleven, had never failed the SMN Finger Sniff. Tonight was no different. Sarah’s fingers were clean and fresh smelling. There were no signs of vaginal syrup or pungent odor to […]

Is Your Wife, Daughter, or Gay Son Masturbating With Household Items?

April 1, 2015 13

(StopMasturbationNOW)—Masturbation in a home can be a most dangerous thing. Besides the obvious physical dangers you are also inviting Satan to live with you. Well fathers, you need to be on the lookout, wives daughters and the gays are self-raping with household items.

As items such as hair curlers, baby toys and even your tools can be inserted into the anus or vagina for reasons of sinpleasure.

Take a look at just some of the items we found:

Why is this happening? […]

A World Gone Mad: Indian Women Advocate Masturbation

March 21, 2015 3

A horrifying glimpse into the unrestrained masturbation practices of the average lesser gendered member of Indian society was unceremoniously leaked onto the internet a few days ago. The video, an abomination even with its short 2 minute and 39 second run time, features several young, Indian lesser gendereds admitting to masturbation on camera and sharing their filthy masturbation stories with the world.

The girls, far too young to even be allowed out on the streets alone, give terrifying answers that are […]

Woman Arrested for Masturbating While Watching 50 Shades of Grey

February 26, 2015 23

(StopMasturbationNow)—There is nothing more disgusting than female masturbation. To prove that point a woman was arrested for pulling her pants down and raping herself while watching a screening of the pornographic filth called 50 Shades of Grey. A 23-year-old woman caught the attention of her fellow-moviegoers after reportedly pulling her pants down a bit and playing with herself during one of the flick’s S&M-inspired sex scenes. According to eye witness accounts the young and attractive female, pulled her pants down […]

New Female Masturbation Solution

January 30, 2015 20

Brother Lonnie’s Anti-Masturbation Research and Development team has recently completed work on one of their most ambitious projects to date; a contraption that serves as a solution to the female masturbation problem. The new product, dubbed the “Sin Cave Stopper®” by Brother Lonnie, himself, has reached the final testing stages and should be released to the general public shortly.

Lead Engineer on the “Sin Cave Stopper®” project, Raymond P. Ellis, explains the faith technology and how it works, “Project “Lesser Gendered […]

19-Year-Old Girl Drowns Masturbating In Shower

December 4, 2014 36

19-Year-Old Becky Hawkins of Pink Hill, North Carolina met the same fate that befalls 100% of all masturbators when she died committing the sin of self-rape in her shower. Hawkins, overcome by the throes of committing a deviant act with a removable showerhead, was found dead by her roommate, Jack Phillips, also of Pink Hill, North Carolina. The local medical examiner has ruled that Ms. Hawkins’s death was caused by drowning.

Faith Scientist, Dr. Keith Fitzgerald, of the Foundation For A […]

You Are Cordially Invited…

November 22, 2014 23

Paula Austin awaiting her Holy Wedding Day in the Purity Cage.

You are cordially invited, that’s right, the entire Internet is invited, to celebrate the Holy Matrimony of my Brother Myron Danus to his Lonnie-approved, Same Race Assigned Spouse, Paula Austin, on Friday December 12th at 6pm.

The best picture I could find of Myron. Sorry ladies, his Fedora only tips for Paula Austin now.

The wedding ceremony itself will be a private function for family and friends at the B.L.U.F.F. compound […]

The Finger Sniff Test-Where Non-Normal Arguments Fail

October 6, 2014 19

B.L.U.F.F. – My Dear Friends in Christ, you have been recently enlightened on this Holy Webpage with guidelines to prevent masturbation in your young daughter’s life. The B.L.U.F.F. Finger Sniff Test was presented with the blessings of the Faith Facts Eldership. It has also been proven to be a most effective method in curtailing the occurence of masturbation sin within our daughters.

Recently, this publication has come under scrutiny for this column. Non-normal masturbationists have organized protests and DOS attacks against […]

Sale on B.L.U.F.F. Blinders! Button her Down…

October 1, 2014 2

Men! Do you take a look around and wonder what kind of hell has gotten into women today? Does your spouse’s eyes frequently wander toward some damned afternoon-killing mall sale where she’s going to run into some jabber-mouthed friend to yak with for hours on end pretending to hide her insecurity stemming from shear unmitigated materialism and greed? Does your wife then speak with these same women on the phone or type signal sender device for God knows how many […]

A Guide to Disciplining Your Same-Race Wife, Without Breaking the Law

September 30, 2014 32

 

Today’s modern woman can often times forget what her role in life is thanks to the liberal media and mental disorders, like “feminism.” Often times, the illusion of equality leads to divorce. A good husband will not just refuse to treat his wife as a disposable item, he will fight to keep his marriage and sometimes that fight must be physical.

Below are some suggestions to help a loving husband keep his prize wife in a holy marriage:

Set Boundaries: Let her […]

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