Dear TheRev Leroy Jenkins, I learned long ago in my formative years while matriculating at St. Pia Zadora Catholic Prep School that every sperm is sacred, thus masturbation is a mortal sin. However, it begs […]
By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins Miami, FL. In 2004 most people had given up on Fanny Diddle, homeless, destitute, addicted to pot-weed injections, doing bong hits of ellis dee, listening to Nickelback, and self raping for […]
By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins Many a screeching lesser sex feminist accuse our Church of abusing women by sending her to the Menstrual Hut during her unclean menstruation. As a Superior Sex Normal Race Holy Man, I know […]
LIBERAL HOLLYWOOD, CALIF. — (SMNNN) Brilliant actor and man’s man, Ryan Gosling, announced today that the filming of “The Notebook” wasn’t all sunshine and pink unicorns. In fact, Gosling admitted to VH1 rival, The Soundtrack […]
Men: The invisible victims of female masturbation By; TheRev Leroy Jenkins The twenty-first century has spawned a sort of equal opportunity for female masturbation. It is no longer a predominantly Non-Normal race male issue. In […]
Teach her about the dangers of masturbation. Do it today. It’s the greatest gift a father can give!
In civilized society of old, masturbators were ridiculed and looked down upon. People saw masturbation as a pox and something that caused blindness, fishy smelling fingers, and hairy palms. However, Satan has been hard at […]