The Menstrual Hut; The Holy Solution to Female Masturbation, Menstruation, Insolence, and Feminist Lies.

July 3, 2014 63

By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins

Many a screeching lesser sex feminist accuse our Church of abusing women by sending her to the Menstrual Hut during her unclean menstruation. As a Superior Sex Normal Race Holy Man, I know only what the lord teaches us about dealing with the lesser sex, it is my God given duty to guide her in her subservience, maintain her demure demeanor, and nurture her weak soul so that she may bathe in the Golden Shower of Eternal Salvation.

The Menstrual […]

Masturbation Mythbusters: Medical Masturbation – The Dismal ScLIEnce

May 30, 2014 5

Myth:

It is OK to let doctors masturbate me because scLIEnce says that I must allow them to smear my paps!

Status: B U S T E D!

Nice try ladies! This line of reasoning completely falls apart when one considers the findings of The Foundation for a Better Tomorrow, which clearly establishes that any mitigation of health outcomes attributed to medical masturbation fall well bellow the threshold for statistical significance. Moreover, it has been clearly demonstrated that petitioning for divine intervention yields […]

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