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Hollywood Blockbuster offers a Warning to Masturbators

Hollywood Blockbuster offers a Warning to Masturbators

Hollywood, CA – Leaked footage cut from the finished Left Behind, this year’s anticipated blockbuster Christian film from director Vic Armstrong and starring Nicolas Cage, apparently shows Cage masturbating for a full 12 minutes prior to the return of Jesus. The books, written by Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins, […]

by September 24, 2014 10 comments Celebrity
Do Hollywood Zombie Documentaries Provide a Key to Defeating Masturbation?

Do Hollywood Zombie Documentaries Provide a Key to Defeating Masturbation?

In my past life as a secular masturbator I was unhealthily infatuated with zombie documentaries.   Since being saved by Lonnie Childs and the STOP Masturbation NOW ministries, however, I have come to the realization that zombies are possibly the most prolific self-rapists alive!  Zombies, like your typical masturbator, are brain […]

by August 2, 2014 0 comments Celebrity, Lifestyle
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