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The Morning After…For the Masturbation Addict

The Morning After…For the Masturbation Addict

“What happened last night?  Did I get selfraped? Who do I turn to?” Turn to Christ, young masturbator!  Take the STOP Masturbation NOW pledge of self-celibacy today!  Praise!

by August 9, 2014 18 comments Lifestyle
Chronic Masturbator Sues the State of Florida for the Right to Marry Himself.

Chronic Masturbator Sues the State of Florida for the Right to Marry Himself.

  Joe Ferno, of Naples Florida, has filed suit in State Superior Court, claiming that his right to marry himself is being infringed upon by Florida’s antiquated laws that state marriage is between two people. The plaintiff, an admitted ten-times a day masturbator, says he is doing what all same-self […]

by July 26, 2014 17 comments Morals, Politics
TheRev bathing the masturbaters in his Golden Shower of Truth

TheRev Leroy Jenkins live at UCLA Campus

I love taking the Stop Masturbation Now message to the Liberal Bastions of the HomoGay Big Masturbation Institutions of Higher Learning and the Self-Raping Liberal youths enrolled there. Today was an especially good day as I beat down the HomoGay Self-Rapist Matt Walker with the good word and bathed him […]

by July 25, 2014 13 comments Spot a Masturbator
Is Obama Secretly Married to Satan?

Is Obama Secretly Married to Satan?

(Stop Masturbation NOW)— Obama, probably the most controversial and nefarious creature in history has mysteriously risen to the presidency of the United States of America even without being a US citizen or even showing any love for America or its state religion. Some would say he is the antichrist, some […]

by July 14, 2014 46 comments Morals
God and California Thwarts Homo Gay Agenda in San Francisco

God and California Thwarts Homo Gay Agenda in San Francisco

Everyone knows that San Francisco is the center of world hedonism as sex in the streets and homogay parades result in traffic jams where rubbernecked citizens are seemingly shocked daily at the carnival of sin that goes on around them. Like Lott in Sodom, the righteous are left to fend […]

by July 8, 2014 12 comments Politics
Big Masturbation Begins Smear Campaign Against American Hero ‘Blue Angels’ Flying Team

Big Masturbation Begins Smear Campaign Against American Hero ‘Blue Angels’ Flying Team

  WASHINGTON, D.C. (SMMNN) – A study by the U.S. Navy, funded by a Big Masturbation shell corporation think tank, has attempted to sully the good name of stunt flying team the ‘Blue Angels’. Amongst the litany of accusations are charges of supporting a Homogay™ lifestyle and sexual harrassment. According […]

by June 8, 2014 4 comments Politics, Sports, Trending
Star Wars Wil Wheaton Quits Masturbating: Finds New Life

Star Wars Wil Wheaton Quits Masturbating: Finds New Life

(StopMasturbationNOW)— Wil Wheaton, the controversial actor who was universally disliked in his role as Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars prequels has given up masturbation. After only three months free of self rape, Wil began looking more healthy and found new roles acting in dramas Like NBC’s Chicago Fire.

by May 14, 2014 11 comments Celebrity, Disciples, Lifestyle, Morals
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