Lonnie Childs Cleared as Suspect in Brutal Murder

June 9, 2017 4

SAFFORD, Ariz. – The FBI is now involved in the case of a murdered Lonvidian woman, found dead in her home early Tuesday morning. Safford police confirmed they are no longer considering Lonnie Childs to be a suspect in the case, and detectives have moved on to other suspects.

“There’s no such thing as typical,” said Sergeant Tim Wachinski with Safford police. “Every case is different depending on the nature of the case and circumstances surrounding it. In the beginning, given […]

KLHB: A Reading From the Good Book of Issaiac.

September 21, 2015 1

It is Lonnie, who sittith with Jesus at the right hand of Almighty God, that holds the key of Heaven’s Gate.

Admonish ye, all doers of evil, those that shalt spew and saturate the ground with their vile seed.

For theirs is the error through earthly pleasure through wines and drink and drugs, which turn them away from the Word of God.

And they touch their sex for pleasure, those that shalt dwell in the eternal inferno.

All tables of self rapists are full […]

Words of Hope and Inspiration-With Brother Cassidy

December 2, 2014 16

If a man desires to place his tallywhacker inside the anal rump of his lessor gendered normal same race appointed spouse (LGN SRAS), he is committing the homogay. It does NOT matter if the brown star entry is behind a flesh cave or behind a dangling tallywhacker; the anus chute was created by the Good Lord to be an exit-only interface. Thus, when penetrated in the bi-directional, both are guilty of the homogay regardless if it be M->F, M->M, or […]

Brother Cassidy’s Street Ministry: A Dire Warning!

November 3, 2014 7

My dear friends in Christ through Lonnie’s Way, please hear my words as I speak them and trumpet them to all lands of the world!

These end times are surely upon us, as the irrefutable warnings have been heard. The events are at hand.

This is the Faith of the demon Obama, anti-Christ of the millennium, who, with his devil woman wife, has turned the world off the axis of fundamental good toward the dark clouded days of the tribulation. His black […]

A Sad Story, But One That Must Be Told…

October 7, 2014 11

<Anbar Provence> A young marine, private Lance P. Henderson, of Scottsdale, AZ, was deployed to the Anbar Provence of Afghaninstasia to assist in executing the terror wars. His duties, clearly defined by his company commander, included patrol duties around a mountainous terrain where enemy confrontation was somewhat likely.

Before his first patrol, his platoon leader mentioned that it was okay to sexually relieve himself with his hand in the back of the head (“head” is military for “bathroom”). “Do it During […]