WEST PALM BEACH, FLA — (SMNNN) Just 48 hours after his wife was charged in a bizarre public masturbation incident that sent him to the hospital, it has been leaked that Casey Kasem’s condition has […]
War. Earthquakes. Terrorists. Pot. Cancer. Snakes. Masturbation. Human life is unpredictable and fragile. Disaster may strike at any point. No amount of money, fame, or success will save those of us that have sinned in […]
Have you ever been afflicted by an Inappropriate Office Boner (I.O.B.) at work? It’s an embarrassing condition that can be caused by one of the following three things: too-tight slacks, the tawdry new intern and […]
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(StopMasturbationNOW)—After nuclear power was proven 100 percent safe, Godzilla producers needed to find another more realistic causation for a creature like Godzilla to exist. Masturbation was the only thing that fit from a scientific point […]