Donald Trump Fulfills First Prophecy, Disposes of Mexican Dictator Fidel Castro

November 26, 2016 10

Havana, Mexico — Praise!  In the first of what is sure to be thousands of prophecies fulfilled, Dear Leader Donald Trump has administered swift and fatal justice to Mexican tyrant, Fidel Castro, who was killed today by special forces on the orders of the President-elect, ending decades of masturbation-related terrorism worldwide.

VICTORY!!!

– Lonnie

2015 “El Niño” Prediction Revised; Reduction In Masturbation Rates Likely Source

August 2, 2014 5

The Bureau of Meteorology has revised their “El Niño” prediction for 2015 down to a 50 per cent chance yesterday. This comes after their earlier issued prediction of a 70 per cent or greater chance of “El Niño” impacting Americans next year. Faith Scientists have also been warning of extreme weather coming to American shores in 2015.

“El Niño”, Mexican for small male non-normal child, occurs when instead of the usual semen deposits in the water off the shores of Mexico and […]

Education Department Plans Mandatory Mexican Classes for U.S. Schools

August 1, 2014 2

 

 

Secretary of Education Arne Duncan speaks to the National Press Club

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move announced yesterday, Education Secretary Arne Duncan unveiled a new proposal to ensure American students achieve early proficiency in Mexican language and culture. “We have an urgent challenge. Our educational system will soon absorb millions of children from south of the border. At the same time, our own young people are woefully ignorant when it comes to the culture and language of our nearest neighbor, Mexico,” […]

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