Yo Quiero, TX — Security agents from Brother Lonnie’s University of Faith Facts (B.L.U.F.F.) have been sent to patrol the border and deal with a dangerous faction of illegal immigrants. The announcement comes at a […]
By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins SAFFORD, AZ. (BLUFF Press, LLC.) The pastor and two members of a Safford, AZ church pleaded not guilty Monday to state charges of beating and threatening the life of a 13-year-old […]
The FaithFacts™ don’t lie. God Bless, TheRev TheRev Leory Jenkins is a Sr. Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC. 785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu
Letters From our Readers to TheRev By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins Dear Reverend Jenkins, In this day of modern distractions such as FaceSpace, Twiddle, Samsung iPhones, and Rap Music, how am I to raise my sweet […]
WEST PALM BEACH, FLA (SMMNN) – Snow Mexican entertainer Justin Bieber has become Big Masturbation’s newest whipping boy after a video of him decrying non-normals and promoting abstinence from masturbation was leaked to the press […]
POPE TO MEET MASTURBATION VICTIMS AT VATICAN By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins ABOARD THE PAPAL PLANE (AP) — Pope Francis announced Monday he would meet soon with a group of masturbation victims at the Vatican and declared “zero […]
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Masturbators are often full of diseases and have criminal intent. Here is how to avoid one: