Evil Masturbation Terrorists Caught at Border

July 12, 2014 9

Yo Quiero, TX — Security agents from Brother Lonnie’s University of Faith Facts (B.L.U.F.F.) have been sent to patrol the border and deal with a dangerous faction of illegal immigrants. The announcement comes at a […]

Masturbation Rates by Species

July 5, 2014 31

The FaithFacts™ don’t lie.    God Bless, TheRev TheRev Leory Jenkins is a Sr. Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC. 785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu

…My Glimmer of Hope

June 23, 2014 1

By Cassidy Pen My dear friends in Lonnie and Christ, many of you remember my SRAS, Angela Pen. My days have been filled with the empty pain of loneliness since my beloved sras went missing. […]

Pope Declares “Zero Tolerance” for Masturbaters

June 2, 2014 1

POPE TO MEET MASTURBATION VICTIMS AT VATICAN By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins ABOARD THE PAPAL PLANE (AP) — Pope Francis announced Monday he would meet soon with a group of masturbation victims at the Vatican and declared “zero […]

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