Evil Masturbation Terrorists Caught at Border

July 12, 2014 9

Yo Quiero, TX — Security agents from Brother Lonnie’s University of Faith Facts (B.L.U.F.F.) have been sent to patrol the border and deal with a dangerous faction of illegal immigrants. The announcement comes at a […]

Masturbation Rates by Species

July 5, 2014 31

The FaithFacts™ don’t lie.    God Bless, TheRev TheRev Leory Jenkins is a Sr. Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC. 785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu

…My Glimmer of Hope

June 23, 2014 1

By Cassidy Pen My dear friends in Lonnie and Christ, many of you remember my SRAS, Angela Pen. My days have been filled with the empty pain of loneliness since my beloved sras went missing. […]

How to Avoid a Masturbator

May 20, 2014 8

Masturbators are often full of diseases and have criminal intent.     Here is how to avoid one:    

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