Lonnie is Homo With the Father

October 21, 2014 15

WARNING: TL;DR The Father is homo with the Son. The Son is homo with the Bird. The Bird is the Word. In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the […]

Obama Masturbated To Linda Ronstadt As Youth

July 29, 2014 9

President Obama showed his true colors as a masturbator at a White House awards ceremony earlier today. The awards ceremony, honoring no longer relevant musician, Linda Ronstadt, for some reason; found Obama just mere inches […]