Internets Meems Warning!

January 31, 2015 13

WARNING: Do not be tricked by certain internets meems. Some may appear to be spiritual and comforting, my dear friends in Christ through Brother Lonnie, but they are merely a ploy by Big Masturbation to promote self rape. Take this one, for instance. Note the nasty underbelly to this filth. It calls on a young and capably moistened LGN of child rearing age and hip structure to tell her significant SGN that she is riding off on her pear shape […]

Is the “Halo” gaming franchise promoting Self-Rape?

January 20, 2015 24

A screenshot from the “Halo” gaming franchise. This one comes from “Mass Effect 2”.

Here is what the Liberal lies claim about this “game” on Wikipedia(a known Communist site):
“In the distant past, a powerful race called the Forerunners fought an alien parasite known as the Flood. The Flood, which spread through infestation of sentient life, overran much of the Milky Way Galaxy. One of the races affected was humanity, who came into conflict with the Forerunners. Exhausted by their war […]

10K Run and Mud Wrestling for Teens Pushes for Awareness of Self-Rape

January 4, 2015 8

New Year’s resolutions can run a little hot and cold — and it turns out so can New Year’s runners.

The Resolution Run in Safford, AZ has opportunities for participants to experience both the freezing cold and the sweat-building heat of a 1-kilometer, 5-kilometer or 10-kilometer race.

And then there are the mud wrestling matches.

Wait. Mud wrestling?

“We’re kind of off the beaten path in Safford here, and we wanted to find some ways to bring more people out,” said Jacob Franklin, the […]

I Was Self-Raped

December 21, 2014 49


The sad fact of the matter is, no one asks to be self-raped. You don’t wake up in the morning, and say “Hey, maybe I’ll violate myself today, that’d be great.” Self-rape happens. Here we have the chilling confession of a self-rape survivor, who wished to remain anonymous.

“I was self-raped. I was self-raped, and through Lonnie Child’s Redemption, I was saved, but that’s not what I want to talk about, I want to relate the graphic detail of just how […]

Ban the Term “Diddly-squat”

December 9, 2014 9

In this week’s “Ranting Towards Redemption With Brother Cassidy” column, I provide insight toward the use of a phrase that I find highly unacceptable due to its offending nature. My dear friends in Christ Through the Lonaldian Way, as many of you are aware, I minister to troubled youths and local bums in my town’s downtown area. My goal is to save souls from the evil clutches of the self-rape devil. I preach to all who will listen the righteous […]

Mom Calls 911 On Masturbating Teenage Son; Boy Arrested, Charged With New ‘Self-Rape’ State Law

November 25, 2014 24

An Arizona teenager is being charged and held without bail, facing 3-15 years in prison over a new ‘self-rape’ state law implemented by AZ Gov. Jan Brewer last month. (AP Photo/Dennis System, File) / AP

Phoenix, AZ — A Phoenix boy is behind bars tonight after his mother called 9-1-1 when she found her son in his room, watching pornography and masturbating. Phoenix Police were quick to respond, arresting 15-year-old Paul Horner, who attends North Valley High School in Phoenix, Arizona. […]

Lena Dunham: Masturbation Led to Abuse of Sister, Green Hair

November 4, 2014 10

HBO actress and writer Lena Dunham is catching a firestorm of criticism after bloggers have called attention to a number of shocking revelations in her book, Not That Kind of Girly.

In the book, Dunham talks about her privileged upbringing and her ultra-rich left-wing artist parents, growing up in a $6.25 million New York apartment and summer home in Connecticut, experiencing elite private schools and a steady stream of therapists, doctors and psychologists. She relates the details of incidents in which […]

Brother Cassidy’s Street Ministry: A Dire Warning!

November 3, 2014 7

My dear friends in Christ through Lonnie’s Way, please hear my words as I speak them and trumpet them to all lands of the world!

These end times are surely upon us, as the irrefutable warnings have been heard. The events are at hand.

This is the Faith of the demon Obama, anti-Christ of the millennium, who, with his devil woman wife, has turned the world off the axis of fundamental good toward the dark clouded days of the tribulation. His black […]

Disturbing Video: Panda Caught Self-raping

October 21, 2014 10

The Wicked Wildlife Federation, in association with agents from Big Masturbation have released a disturbing video.

The grainy, shaking, out-of-focus footage shows a psychotic panda with glazed eyes, oblivious to the world, shaking his sin stick with vigor and reckless abandon until streams of seedy ejaculate are squirted into the air with no regard to purchase.

No doubt, this is the work of the devil and Big Masturbation. It’s not surprising that this revolting media cums from the nation of Communist Chinasia. They will […]

Guys: How to Tell a Girl is Masturbating at You

October 20, 2014 58

(StopMasturbationNOW)— Female masturbation is one of the most disgusting things in the known universe. And it is well proven that masturbation is rape.

But Guys… how can you tell if a girl you know or are dating is thinking of you as she plays with her sin cave?

1, She wears perfume
Female masturbation leaves a fishy smelling substance on the finger which is almost impossible to rub off. Since the days of the Romans, girls who diddle themselves have had to use […]

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