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Donald Trump Fulfills First Prophecy, Disposes of Mexican Dictator Fidel Castro

Donald Trump Fulfills First Prophecy, Disposes of Mexican Dictator Fidel Castro

Havana, Mexico — Praise!  In the first of what is sure to be thousands of prophecies fulfilled, Dear Leader Donald Trump has administered swift and fatal justice to Mexican tyrant, Fidel Castro, who was killed today by special forces on the orders of the President-elect, ending decades of masturbation-related terrorism […]

by — November 26, 2016 — 12 comments — Trump
Ted Cruz Trying to Sway the Anti-Masturbation Vote Away From Trump

Ted Cruz Trying to Sway the Anti-Masturbation Vote Away From Trump

Ever since SMN Ministries founder and overall spiritual leader Lonnie Childs declared his endorsement for GOP frontrunner Donald Trump, Texas senator Ted Cruz has been lobbying the Anti-Masturbation community for their support, directly. Senator Cruz has repeatedly brought-up his 2004 efforts as Solicitor General of Texas to ban the sale […]

by — April 15, 2016 — 2 comments — Politics
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