Victims Gallery: June 1st – June 9th 2014

June 12, 2014 0

SAFFORD, AZ — (SMMNN) It is with a heavy heart that I am tasked with this update to this holy netsite documenting the latest victims gallery of masturbation casualties. As previously reported by my esteemed colleague, Erich […]

TORNADOES Strike Masturbation Belt

June 9, 2014 3

    (StopMasturbationNow) — A self-rape induced outbreak of EF5 tornadoes swept across the Masturbation Belt this Sunday, June 8, 2014. The damage left by this rash of twisters has been described by local authorities as […]

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