Breaking News: Portland Oregon Water Contaminated With Semen… Thousands at Risk

May 23, 2014 4

(StopMasturbationNOW)— About 670,000 residents in Oregon were advised Friday to boil drinking water after several tests showed semen in some water samples, the Portland Water Bureau said.

Hipsters masturbating in the towns mountainous reservoirs is most likely the cause. Masturbation is one of the fastest methods for spreading disease.

 

The boil water advisory is issued to about 670,000 customers in the Portland Water Bureau and the Burlington, City of Gresham (north of Interstate 84), Lake Grove, Lorna Portland Water, Palatine Hill, Rockwood, […]

TheRev’s Daddy tip of the day

May 22, 2014 2

Real Dad’s sneak into his daughters room while she is sleeping to sniff her fingers to see if she is spelunking in Satan’s SinCave. It is your job to keep her from safe from self rape and the awful side effects such as the horrible stigma, the pot weed addiction, the herpes,  the AIDS, and the palsy that comes from it. When doing your evening, midnight, and early morning finger sniff test, Remember this rule of thumb:

“If they […]

How to Avoid a Masturbator

May 20, 2014 8

Masturbators are often full of diseases and have criminal intent.

 

 

Here is how to avoid

Female Masturbation Hurts Him Too

May 16, 2014 9

Men: The invisible victims of female masturbation

By; TheRev Leroy Jenkins

The twenty-first century has spawned a sort of equal opportunity for female masturbation.

It is no longer a predominantly Non-Normal race male issue. In a 2014 poll, taken by the Wellesley College Professor of Women’s Studies, Dr. Raejean Hardon, PHD, statistics showed that women are twice as likely to masturbate during the first five years of marriage.

That rate of masturbation increased ten fold if the husband does not take a […]

Star Wars Wil Wheaton Quits Masturbating: Finds New Life

May 14, 2014 11

(StopMasturbationNOW)— Wil Wheaton, the controversial actor who was universally disliked in his role as Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars prequels has given up masturbation. After only three months free of self rape, Wil began looking more healthy and found new roles acting in dramas Like NBC’s Chicago

Masturbator Unleashes Firenado!

May 9, 2014 10

(StopMasturbationNOW)— This morning a Florida man was masturbating when the friction of him touching his sinstick caused a firenado. As we know masturbation is wrong and the wages of self-rape are death. Please remember to help work to make masturbation

Fatherhood…

May 8, 2014 6

Teach her about the dangers of masturbation. Do it today. It’s the greatest gift a father can

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