We may have figured we’d heard the last of them, but the sinister homosexual noise band, Queen, has released another splattering of dread onto the faces of the public. The deeply offensive tracks in their current live album were actually taken from a concert that occurred years ago. The music (I use the term very loosely) contained on “Live at the Rainbow ‘74” was, ironically, recorded in 1974, hence the “’74” in the tile. The hell hall used was the […]
Seeking cheap internet fame, Hollywood harlot Jennifer Lawrence released several naked and nude photographs of herself and other celebrities in order to get online losers to masturbate themselves into a tizzy. Friends, I urge you all to see these pictures for yourself in order to fully comprehend the dangers and immorality involved. Please send all women and children out of the room before following this Not Safe For Women (NSFW) link.
These are trying times for our Godly movement, but fear […]
**BREAKING MASTURBATION ALERT**
Parents, it has recently come to my attention that pornograpics, i.e., explicit sexual material, can be found on the World Wideweb (www). Have you ever wondered what your son is doing whenever you are not around? Chances are he is locked away in his bedroom, self-raping to pornographics.
Sadly, the World Wideweb (www) is not just an innocent place used for taxes, Scripture study and holy netsites such as STOP Masturbation NOW. If your son is desperate enough, if […]
Web of “Trust” targets SMN.Org using ridiculous ratings.
The once reliable “Web of Trust” (WOT) add-in for Firefox and Bing-based Browsers has given in to both real and imagined sanctions and bad will brought forth by Big Masturbation against this website. It is truly a sad thing when another reputable guardian for our children gives in to the lures of self-rape.
WOT claims StopMasturbationNow.org rates “very poor” in trustworthiness and child safety!
There is no clear basis for this ruling. Anyone that reads […]
B.L.U.F.F. AZ – The Foundation for a Better Tomorrow, along with NASA, has determined that self rape residues in the atmosphere are at unsafe levels in many areas of the United States.
The FFBT and NASA, as part of a joint taxpayer funded coalition, has been measuring the levels of masturbation particulates, semen droplets, and pubic dust in the atmosphere for the past ten years using orbiting satellite technology and data collection standards. Historical records have shown that self rape residue […]
WEST PALM BEACH, FLA. – If you were born after 1980 you’ve probably never seen this device before, and you likely don’t even know what it was used for. But if you were born in the age of self-control, you’re parents may have made you wear this, and if so, you’re likely thanking them today.
This male anti-masturbation device, known as an “Ouch Pouch,” was once so common you could pick one up at any gas station, just in case that […]
WASHINGTON, D.C., AMERICA — (SMNNN) The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) sued popular wireless carrier, T-Mobile USA Inc. today, accusing T-Mobile of billing their users for hundreds of millions of dollars in “false” charges on their bills. According to the FTC, the vast majority of the charges were in the form of a monthly “morality fee” of $9.99 levied on all users who accessed pornography sites via the T-Mobile network.
T-Mobile called the FTC’s suit “immoral” and “the typical cronyism we’ve come […]
(image source: Free Digital Photos By Stuart Miles, published on 26 August 2011Stock Photo – image ID: 10055366)
WEST PALM BEACH, FL — (SMNNN) The future of the new technology, known colloquially as “the internet”, is a topic that has gotten a lot of traction lately in both the mainstream media as well as the seedy underbelly of the “‘information superhighway”. Unfortunately, no other netsite has written about the horrible side effect of the plan to allow internet providers to allow […]