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Brother Lonnie Announces Efforts to Repeal 19th Amendment

When Barak Obama signed the 19th Amendment into law few could have seen the unintended disastrous consequences.  LIEberal activist judges have taken liberties with this new law imbuing it with rights that were never intended.  The 19th Amendment was designed to make female circumcision legal and somehow these hactivist judges have decided it also gives unattractive women the right to masturbate, vote, drive, own property and have sexual congress with other unattractive women.  As preached by Brother Lonnie, women are here to give birth to same race children, prepare meals, tend to household chores and bring her same race spouse a beer after a hard day of work.  God never intended them to masturbate, vote using their sin caves instead of their lesser brains, cause 99.999% of all car accidents (the other .0001% is caused by men purposefully crashing their car to end their lives because of constant nagging from their non-same race wives) or engage in sexual congress with other unattractive females.  Thanks to women voters we now have Gluten intolerance and peanut allergies and a whole generation who doesn’t know who John Wayne is.

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As a God fearing, America loving, law abiding citizen, Brother Lonnie has said “NO MORE!”

Today we would like to announce Brother Lonnie’s campaign to repeal the 19th amendment.  With Jesus and Brother Lonnie on our side all things are possible.  We will begin a lobbying campaign as well as the Council of Morality will step up citizen patrols to harass females attempting to masturbate, vote, drive or purchase property.  But we can’t do it without your help.  Please consider a donation of any size using the link below and we will return America to her God given glory.  Praise!

http://www.cafepress.com/stopmasturbationnow

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Milton Grits
6 years ago

Praise! We have started a Face Book Internet Netscape group on the AOL to support this needed effort:
https://www.facebook.com/stopwomenvotersnow

Cassidy Pen
6 years ago

I second the praise to Brother Carlos for his excellent essay.

augustweisz
Admin
6 years ago

This amendment is the worst of the bad 5. 8, 12, 13, 18,and 19

Dark Mercenary
Dark Mercenary
6 years ago

I fucked Cathy Redman with a Parsnip… and sold that parsnip to a family with children.

satan
6 years ago

How do u guys not like female on female action? As an agent of the dark Lord, I would just like to say that he created it for every body’s enjoyment. And here you religious nuts are damning it like you don’t enjoy it. Haha, keep pretending

Dark Mercenary
Dark Mercenary
6 years ago

I came here for the Christian Prudes…. I hear they are demons in the sack apparently they do not know how to pray doggy style… guess its up to me to educate.

Obamaluvr6969
Obamaluvr6969
6 years ago

As a masculine feminist I am outraged at this diminishing of women’s accomplishments. Without the 19th amendment we wouldn’t have Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein and Oprah Winfrey. Maybe Brother Lonnie is intimidated by strong, empowered women.

Dr. Cornelius Felcher
6 years ago
Reply to  Obamaluvr6969

Oprah Winfrey? Is that that one broad in the Star Wars movies? You know, the one chained to Princess Leia?

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
5 years ago

Who here realizes that Obamam didn’t make the 19th admendment, and this site is a racist and sexist cult?

Lonnie Childs
Admin
5 years ago
Reply to  A Smart Guy

NOT a cult. An alternative religious movement. Thank you.

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
5 years ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

You are right. Cults require intelligence, something you dont have.