Brother Lonnie Announces Efforts to Repeal 19th Amendment

Amendment a failure as it gave us female masturbation, women voters, women drivers, women property owners and lesbians

When Barak Obama signed the 19th Amendment into law few could have seen the unintended disastrous consequences.  LIEberal activist judges have taken liberties with this new law imbuing it with rights that were never intended.  The 19th Amendment was designed to make female circumcision legal and somehow these hactivist judges have decided it also gives unattractive women the right to masturbate, vote, drive, own property and have sexual congress with other unattractive women.  As preached by Brother Lonnie, women are here to give birth to same race children, prepare meals, tend to household chores and bring her same race spouse a beer after a hard day of work.  God never intended them to masturbate, vote using their sin caves instead of their lesser brains, cause 99.999% of all car accidents (the other .0001% is caused by men purposefully crashing their car to end their lives because of constant nagging from their non-same race wives) or engage in sexual congress with other unattractive females.  Thanks to women voters we now have Gluten intolerance and peanut allergies and a whole generation who doesn’t know who John Wayne is.

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As a God fearing, America loving, law abiding citizen, Brother Lonnie has said “NO MORE!”

Today we would like to announce Brother Lonnie’s campaign to repeal the 19th amendment.  With Jesus and Brother Lonnie on our side all things are possible.  We will begin a lobbying campaign as well as the Council of Morality will step up citizen patrols to harass females attempting to masturbate, vote, drive or purchase property.  But we can’t do it without your help.  Please consider a donation of any size using the link below and we will return America to her God given glory.  Praise!

http://www.cafepress.com/stopmasturbationnow

About Carlos Danger 18 Articles

Staunch anti-masturbation Christian soldier and former lifelong Echo & the Bunnymen fan until I learned the dangers of secular music. Brother Lonnie saved me from a life of homoerotic servitude in which I was paid with food items from McDonald’s value menu. I co-founded Christians Overcoming Carnal Knowledge (or COCK) to help former homogays test their firm commitment to a heterosexual lifestyle. I enjoy Gladiator movies, Top Gun and Christian fellowship with Latino men.

11 Comments on Brother Lonnie Announces Efforts to Repeal 19th Amendment

  1. How do u guys not like female on female action? As an agent of the dark Lord, I would just like to say that he created it for every body’s enjoyment. And here you religious nuts are damning it like you don’t enjoy it. Haha, keep pretending

  2. I came here for the Christian Prudes…. I hear they are demons in the sack apparently they do not know how to pray doggy style… guess its up to me to educate.

  3. As a masculine feminist I am outraged at this diminishing of women’s accomplishments. Without the 19th amendment we wouldn’t have Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein and Oprah Winfrey. Maybe Brother Lonnie is intimidated by strong, empowered women.

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